Despite eyewitness accounts and the police report filed after authorities arrested Jason London, the actor says he was the real victim the other night.
At least when it came to the fight at the Martini Ranch in Scottsdale, Arizona.
London's rep says he doesn't exactly remember how the violence began, but says a guy approached him and accused him of "looking at his friend's girl."
Jason says the man then got physical with him. Apparently VERY physical.
London says the next thing he remembers is getting arrested but before he wound up in cuffs, he claims he was brutally assaulted by the bar's security staff.
The 40-year-old says he doesn't know why. His rep adds:
"Jason's injuries are consistent with deliberately aimed landed shots to the head which, according to eyewitnesses, continued even after he was unconscious."
TMZ reports that Jason suffered a right orbital fracture in the brawl, as well as a sinus fracture, multiple contusions, hematomas, abrasions and a concussion.
Jason claims he didn't throw one punch in the bar fight, and his fists back up that claim, as there are no bumps, bruises or cuts on either of his hands.
He did, however, curse out the cops and defecate in his pants in the back of the police cruiser, along with some other choice moments (see above link).