Tom Hanks is a funny dude.
His latest unexpected comedic masterpiece? A spot-on slam poem about Full House, performed on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. Yes, we're serious, and it's hilarious:
Dressed in a simple black turtleneck, Hanks delivered a poem that re-imagines "Beach Boy Bingo," the classic episode in which DJ scores tix to see Uncle Jesse's favorite band.
Who knew it could be interpreted as a post-modern feminist parable of sorts ... deep.
Hanx was on the show to promote high-minded Oscar bait Cloud Atlas, naturally.