Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah Messer Admits Cheating on Corey Simms; Kailyn Lowry & Jo Rivera Hook Up!

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It was girls gone WILD night on Teen Mom 2 apparently.

Leah Messer admitted cheating on Corey Simms, again, while Kailyn Lowry, easily the most pulled-together of the bunch, did a little messing around on her own.

As we saw last week, and the week before that, Leah and Corey's relationship has been coming apart at the seams. Kailyn and Jordan, though, seemed solid.

To find out what went down Tuesday night with these two, as well as Jenelle and Chelsea, let's get down to business in our Teen Mom 2 recap, THG +/- style!

What a Messer

Leah Messer and Corey Simms have been on the rocks, and we know they're already divorced in real life, which is now about a year removed from these episodes.

Still, Leah's tearful confession that she hooked up with Robbie - her first love, who you may remember from 16 & Pregnant - was a bit of a shocker. Minus 11.

"I just don't know if I can get past cheating this time," Corey said, subtitled of course. "The past three years I've been hurt more than in my whole life." Which is like 19 years, but still, we get the point. Not cool Leah. Minus 19.

Her face streaked by tears, mascara and eye shadow, Leah says, "You deserve someone that's gonna appreciate everything you do." Aww, the time-honored it's-not-you-it's me defense ... after she slept with Robbie. Minus 20.

"That's why it's so hard, because I want it to be you," Corey cried. "But you won't do it." Blam. He's no prize himself, but hard not to feel for the guy here. Plus 10.

Corey's dad, Jeff, is not surprised when his son breaks the bad news. "I can only guess who," he says, and supports his son decision to get a divorce. Plus 5.

"You put up with a lot to keep your family together. Every time she goes down the road to go tanning or whatever, you're always in the back of your mind gonna wonder ... if she's going to meet somebody else." - Jeff. Sage words. Plus 10.

Corey texts Leah to let her know he's hired a lawyer. Worried about custody, Leah decides to consult her own and files first. And so it ends. Minus 65.

A Kailyn Lowry Picture

Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera had been doing a surprisingly good job at co-parenting despite their differences. Plus 15, for always putting Isaac first.

Since on weekends he's off "doing his thing" (fostering his music career), Jo requests a midweek custody visit with Isaac ... at Kailyn's house. Uh-oh.

Jordan's sweetly akward bro-hug with Jo last week couldn't stop him from getting a "bad feeling about the weekday visits," and for good reason. Plus 10.

Kailyn accidentally (or not accidentally) said "love you" in mid-goodbye kiss to Jo. That is what we call a Freudian slip ... or something. Either way, Minus 15.

Jo reassured Kailyn that he's dropping his child support appeal. Plus 50.

In weekday custody visit #2, Isaac's mom and dad went to the bedroom and shut the door on the cameras. Uhh. Plus 30 for not seeing that one coming.

Poor Jordan, he's such a good-seeming guy too. Minus 15.

At least we know that Kailyn's IUD is firmly up in there. Plus 10.

Chelsea Houska is now the Teen Mom 2 role model, apparently! She's doing so well at Year Round Brown, and we don't just mean that she's brown.

But she is. In South Dakota. It's a little ridiculous. Minus 5.

Adam accuses his ex of being a "f--king child" and telling her to "f--king grow up already, but Adam sucks, and Chelsea's matured a lot, so Plus 30.

Just don't fail the GED exam, okay? You know it can happen. Minus 5.

"I never thought I'd get checks from you," said Randy, dad and landlord, after getting his first check from his daughter, who's pulling it together. Plus 10.

Think she has personal checks in leopard print? Plus 5.

Chelsea wants to give Aubree "something for her to look up to" and she's doing a heck of a job ... at least until next week's finale. Adam swooning returns. Minus 20.

Jenelle Evans, Glasses

Jenelle Evans acknowledges that jail may be worse than smoking pot, dating Kieffer Delp and fighting her friends. Self-awareness is the first step. Plus 10.

After the obligatory screaming of profanities at each other over Jace, Jenelle and Barbara share a tender moment about rehab. Aww. You guys. Plus 5.

"I just want you to get better. I know it's very much a struggle, so let's get you somewhere and get you some help," Barbara says, comforting her troubled daughter as she makes arrangements to head to rehab in California. Plus 5.

Minus 15 for all Jenelle's legal issues SINCE then, but still, a nice sentiment.

"I'll miss you," Barbara says. "I won't miss the drama - but get better." Oh, Babs. Plus 20.

Obligatory Minus 30 for Jenelle never seeming to care about Jace much. Sad.

EPISODE TOTAL: +15! SEASON TOTAL: +43!

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Yesss, Leah is a tramp and a stupid whore. Her mother's reaction is weird. Telling her that she's got her back. Suppose she's the same.How did Corey find out,e ? Did the whole town know?That Robbie with the mega yellow teeth needs an ass whooping.

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After this episode I said aloud to mselyf. "Jesus this is awful. I am never watching this show again." And then they're all "finale". Great timing, brain.And that video of Jenelle beating that other chick up was awful. Yuck. What a bunch of I can't evenLike or Dislike: 0

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anyone know where you can get a neon leopard print headband like chelsea wears?

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its hard for me im 12 and i have a baby

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All yal ppl talkn shit about tha show go to hell!! These girls r jus living their lives the only difference from them to us is that they have da balls to show it on tv. All of us have
gone through drama n have moved on from it and so will they. Get a life ppl and stop talkn shit bout theirs!!

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I am so shocked that you would say Chelsea is pulling it together. I have never seen someone w/ so little self respect or respect for her parents or little girl that she would let someone abuse her. She is not mentally disabled or finacially dependent on Adam. The only thing he does is abuse her. The first 15 times he was abusive to her it was his fault but now it is hers and calling her a slut bitch whore, Taking her daughter and leaving because she is being a stupid bitch whore and not telling when he will be back w/ her. Bailing whenever he wants but not before saying abusive things about her, their daughter and her family. Really pulling her life together. She does have a support system so to me she is inviting abuse into her and her daughters life and that is cruel.

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Wow....I just wanna say that all u people that are writing on here talking shit about these girls are really fucking low....I am a teen mom annd there a lot of shit that goes on in the background you can't go juding people utill you fix urself and walk in there shoes.....those girls have it hard enough with parent I don't have any so that makes it ten times harder...everyone makes mistakes and sometimes at the time people wanna make those mistakes....

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Wow the posters here are so cruel and mean mouthed, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Yeah the girls have made mistakes, big deal. Most people have made huge mistakes themselves but it was not aired on tv for the world to see.
What I see is these 4 girls doing the best they can or think they can. Jenelle is the most messed up one of all with her anger issues and that mother of hers is probably to blame.
They are young teens.. they have no life experience at all. I think is very childish to call them whores and the commenters saying crap about them opening their legs. Instead of being so negative why don't you try to be supportive. Who said you were any better then they are? Who said you have made all the perfect choices in life? If you do not like them, do not watch them. Go get your own life.

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Ok... To the girl who called leahs daughter a dwarf... Grow the fuck up,!!! That's a baby. I think all the moms do great besides poor jaces mom....ugh she's a dumb bitch.

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Leah is a whore who tricked Corey into marriage to help her with the kids. Corey needs a blood test. Leah need to be focusing on her daughter who is a dwarf, not opening her legs and mouth to any man asking for it. Leah never really wanted Corey she just was jealous of him moving on. Chelsea is a dumb as it gets and her dad stupid for supporting her whore house. Randy need to try tough love, because his daughter will go to any lenghth to get what she wants even if its bad for her. Her dad should not be paying any of her bills, you reward your adult kids for doing well not being a fool and supporting a man that's using you. Adam said, he wanted to sign his rights away to Aubrey. Chelsea gets cursed out every episode. Aubrey will be embarrassed by this show.

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