Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Evans Can't Smoke Weed For a Year! A Year!

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Life sure is a constant battle for Jenelle Evans these days.

After a drumstick beating of her roommate last week on Teen Mom 2, this week marked a turning point in her infamous breaking and entering and drug case.

She escaped with probation, which was good news, right? Yes and no. When you smoke weed every day (RIP Nate Dogg), probation is like a death sentence.

To find out what pissed Jenelle off (what doesn't) this week, and much more, let's get down to business in this week's Teen Mom 2 recap, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle Cries

Jenelle Evans' meltdowns really are becoming a weekly occurrence. This week's is a bit more understandable, given the stress of going to court and all.

Jenelle was sentenced to supervised probation, while boyfriend Kieffer Delp's own case was basically dismissed. Minus 17, because that spells trouble.

"Kieffer gets nothing," she yells. "It's no f--king fair I get put on probation ... I have to sit here and quit smoking pot for, like, a whole year!" BRUTAL! Plus 9.

Moreover, "And not get in trouble, or anything, or be around alcohol, or nothing!" Yes, Jenelle, that is how probation works. It's in lieu of jail. Minus 13.

Plus 6 for wearing a Victoria's Secret t-shirt and sweats to court though.

Kieffer tries not to gloat, but Jenelle screams, "You can go home and smoke a blunt right now!" Plus 15 because this is actually, like, a huge deal to Jenelle.

"I swear to God," he says, "if you can't smoke pot, I will not smoke pot." Plus 4 for the sweet thought, but that is just a complete lie, so Minus 10.

"I get so anxiety ridden and I have to smoke! I'd be smoking right now," Jenelle screams at her hoodie-wearing love, cigarette in hand! "but I can't! I can't go home and just chill and smoke. I can't do that no more." Minus 18.

If weed is so important, and not taking care of her son, honestly, Jenelly needs to take a long hard look at her life. We know she's got issues but come on.

The Teen Mom 2 Stars

Kailyn Lowry almost made it two Teen Mom 2 stars in court this week but Jo's child support appeal has been postponed. Hopefully for the best. Maybe.

Jo, completely unprompted by MTV producer of course, asks to meet Kailyn's boyfriend, Jordan, so they schedule a showdown. Dun-dun-dun! Plus 5.

Kailyn says dryly that "it's bound to happen" that Jo has groupies. LOL. Plus 6.

Jordan's anxious, to be sure, but after some heavy grilling by Jo, the new BF in Kailyn's life earns his approval and there is even a man-hug. Plus 18.

"You don't do crack, right?" - Jo. Crack?! Plus 22.

Plus 10 more for Kailyn working so hard for Isaac. It's almost taken for granted these days, but it shouldn't be. Girl busts her behind, every day.

Chelsea Houska is loving life at the tanning salon job, saying, "I was even able to buy a new car with my dad's help." More like with MTV's. Minus 11.

Plus 6 for this episode's general, happier Adam-free vibe, though.

She signs up for a March of Dimes fundraising walk for premature babies, and raises more than $700 - including $100 from her employer. Plus 19.

The walk takes place in a mall. We would make fun of that, but have you seen the snow drifts in South Dakota? Plus 3 for even leaving the house.

Plus 5 for the name Year Round Brown. Never gets old.

Plus 15 more for Aubree's cute little face! Aww.

  • Teen Mom Split!
  • Corey Simms and Leah Messer

Leah Messer learns that her parents have found her a trailer home. She agonizes over the decision to move and wonders whether Corey loves her enough to go along with it. When you have to ponder that, it's nevr a good sign.

Leah's stepdad says a man's wants come last in a relationship. Noble idea, but sadly not a lot of them see it that way. Her husband clearly doesn't.

Although he's given up arguing for a new truck, he still opposes a new home purchase apparently. Their other one is really nice. Oh wait. Minus 20.

"The truck thing is over," he says. Their marriage is next. Minus 50.

EPISODE TOTAL: +9 SEASON TOTAL: +28!

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I hear people say that this show is so inspriational. That it helps teen moms and dads with their everyday lives. HELL NO. When this show first came out, it wasnt as bad as it is today. But now, all the sudden people want to say how inspireing it is! Give me a break! This show is only inspriational to the drama addicted, crack/pot head fucked up people.

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this show is completely dumb and ridiculous. I know a girl who was on this and her boyfriend told us that they paid him a shitton of money to say a bunch of mean things but they are actually fine. Think about what those children are going through. dumb dumb dumb. I am a teen mother and trust me....its nothing like that.

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janelle needs to grow up and take care of her son and get rid of that jerk, she has sucking all of her extra resources and her mother should put her foot up janelle's Ass. Kailyn is doing very good things her boyfriend seems to be sweet but her babys father is a selfish ass who believes he should come before his kid his parents have him spoiled him. I heard him rap take it from me he should wrap that up and get a real life. I hope she gets all that child support. Chelsea makes me sick to she is constantly trying to get this kid Adam to step up she looks like she finally got a clue he dont want you boo shes like a door stop shes begging to be used and abused she acts so dumb when he turns her down she looks so surprised that he doesnt respect her I wouldnt either you got nothing going for you and you keep taking him back. grow up Chelsea

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Jo is human garbage. Complete delusional trash - I hope she takes him for every penny his lazy ass makes on welfare while he lives with his parents.

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corey is not the father

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corey simms needs to go on the maury show for DNA test because he is not the father

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corey simms isn't the real father of the twins.

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Corey simms isn't the father

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you guys are great teen moms, just one thing jennele your freaking beautiful but you are ruining your life by being with keifer....Kaitlyn your beutiful keep up the good work. Leah you and corey was a great couple. i love all of you guys ur great just stay out of jail and pick better boyfriends/husbands:)

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I'm actually the founder of the National Association of Phed up Parents of Youngsters Anal Sex School, or NAPPYASS. We try to instruct young people to obstain but if still have a desire to have sex let em drill you in the butt that way as parents we don't get stuck raising the future convicts for em.