The Unit From Jersey Shore: What a Douche!

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Jonny Manfre, a.k.a. The Unit, is making his presence felt in the new season of Jersey Shore - for better or worse. So who is the Situation's right-hand, pot-stirring man?

On the Season 5 premiere of the MTV hit, the gang returned from Italy to a welcome home bash in Seaside. Snooki's BFF Ryder and The Unit were among the attendees.

It got awkward fast. Not only did Ryder ride The Unit at some point, but Jonny M. also witnessed the alleged Snooki-Situation hookup - to Mike's everlasting delight.

Because we know you're DYING to know, here are some fun Unit facts:

  • He's Mike's BFF. Seriously. Two peas in a PED-enhanced pod.
  • He is dating a girl named Amia Miley (pictured) somehow:
Jonny Manfre aka The Unit
  • The Unit, a Situation original nickname, refers to what you think it does. Gross.
  • He allegedly smushed Ryder while Snooki served Sitch right next to him. Gross.
  • Unit joined Mike's plot to fake rat out Snooki to Jionni just for fun in Season 4.
  • He was arrested outside the Seaside house during Season 5 with a “mysterious powdery white substance” and faces drug possession charges as a result.
  • He was recently, and still may be, in a relationship with an "award-winning porn actress." Sigh. Huge letdown for you ladies out there, we're sure.
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to jest jej chłopak??

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This guy is a punk!! Wants attention and acts like he is the shit...he needs his ass handed to him!! Trys to act all bad-ass, and all he is is a useless cokehead punk looking for fame. Get a haircut, that afro is a joke. Who lives there life hanging out at clubs and being coked up??? You can tell his character by him dating a porno star.....eww....used up taco with no self-esteem!!!What

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Does anyone else want to choke this total douche bag called the Unit? The guy looks like he was dragged down a dirt road by his face for a good mile. But I guess what he lacks with his ashtray of a face he makes up with his pube out.....(basically a blow out only with masive pubic hairs branching from the head). Dollars to donuts he smells like the Situation's shit from all the ass smooching and other "Situational" ass play....

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Amia Miley aka Amia Moretti is a porn star -- and a wild one at that (I can only imagine the awards she has won). What kind of gossip column is this if they don't already know that????

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OMG....JUST WHAT WE NEED ANOTHER DOUCHE BAG NAMED UNIT AND UGLY...OMG.....SERIOUSLY I GUESS IF YOUR DEAD ASS UGLY AND CAN'T ACT, THEN YOUR AUTOMATICALLY ELIGIBLE FOR A REALITY SHOW......GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK....THIS DUDE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO HOMILY HE'D STOP TIME......YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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he is hotter without all that hair

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what does his name mean why does he call himself the unit ???

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Amia is a porn star!!!! Lol the unit does it again!!