Jersey Shore Season Premiere Recap: New Summer, Same Old Situation

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Booze. Smooshing. Fights. More Booze. Grenades. Kooka.

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    Just straighten your hair, pull it up with that huge hump, and wear like a rlealy short bright dress. You might wanna wear lots of eyeliner (do a cat eye), and throw in an ed hardy hat. Just remember! Dress rlealy slutty (:

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    Is it just me, or does Mike look like Squidword from Cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants. My friend says he looks like Popeye, though, so he's the last person to call a girl a grenade. I watch the show for the entertainment, I love how free Snooki is meaning she lives life doing wtf she wants. I too, feel Snooki is lying about hooking up with Mike, because she sends that guilty vibe and acts nervous when Mike and Jionno are in the same room. All you who have negative comments are haters, leave them alone, they are young, having fun AND getting paid while doing it! Who wouldn't go for a deal like that, including you? Mike is a mess starter, he should be the Snitchuation not the Situation.

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    I always said Mike the Situation was gay.....even the way he talks, he sounds soooooo gay.....His friend the Unit is disgusting, just like him, and is probably his boyfriend.....I also agree with lots of people that Mike is starting to look really really old...His face is always bloated from drinking, and he totally looks in his late 40's......the show is a complete joke, and hopefully it won't last......that Deena is the ugliest looking chic in the entire universe....omg....gag me....she is sooooo disgusting looking, and the way she acts sickens me to no end............................

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    jeesey shore is the best

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    I say, instead of introducing more people into the show they should introduce an STD.

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    CAN'T BELIEVE JERSY SHORE [MTV] IS SHOWING THE GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH MIKE AND HIS BUTT BUDDY, THE UNIT. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. MIKE SEEMS SO OUT OF PLACE IN THE HOUSE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS MID- FORTIES WITH HIS BLOATED ALCOHOLIC FACE. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET YOUR RATINGS UP, SEND SOMEONE IN TO GIVE MIKIE THE ASS WHOOPING OF HIS LIFE!!! I WILL VOLUNTEER TO DO IT!!! THAT WOULD BE THE [M] T V EVENT OF THE YEAR!!!!

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    *Jersey Shore* is getting to be OLD news. The *Situation* is looking too OLD to be playing this role, now. He better think of someething else, maybe SOAPS or commercials. *Snooki* seems to be looking very nice, and holding her own quite WELL.

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    Snooks is lying, Mike is a kiss & tell punk-ass, Ryders gettn it in just like Angelina did except they don't mind, Vinny is faking the FUNK about being home sick, when he really is heartbroken about Snookie & Jionni, Deana looked dumb sittn on Paulys bed watchn the makeout session when some1 should have told her "if you can't beat em join em"... & Sam & Ron.....well who cares bcuz their gettn boring, & Jwoww needs to start pissin in public again bcuz she's playn that goody-2-shoes role for her Gorilla Roger too hard....that is why this is my fav show & I love all my krazii guido & guidette cast..*muahh*

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    Snooks is lying, Mike is a kiss & tell punk-ass, Ryders gettn it in just like Angelina did except they don't mind, Vinny is faking the FUNK about being home sick, when he really is heartbroken about Snookie & Jionni, Deana looked dumb sittn on Paulys bed watchn the makeout session when some1 should have told her "if.you can't beat em join em"... & Sam & Ron.....well who cares bcuz their gettm boring

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