Kate Middleton Pregnancy Rumor of the Day: Expectant Duchess Collapses!

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Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Needless to say, we highly doubt it, but we've now read three different celebrity tabloid reports to that effect in as many days.

In this one, the Duchess collapsed no less!

The Star cover story, citing a "palace tattletale," says the mother-to-be and Prince William, who wed on April 29, are expecting, and she's had complications.

Kate Middleton Collapses!

An ambulance was called, if you believe the magazine, after William found his spouse of six months unconscious on the floor. The stock photo is so convincing.

Not surprisingly, almost no one believes the bombshells of the past week, which include In Touch matter-of-factly saying she's preggers and Us' more carefully worded story about Kate being "ready for baby" or some such nonsense.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman has called past tabloid reports "absurd" and "certainly not true," but you have to wonder what prompted this week's deluge.

It's not the first time Star made Kate Middleton pregnant. In June 2010, the magazine reported that she was expecting a baby ... before even getting engaged.

BTW, if the baby is a girl, the couple will name her Diana. Obvi.

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I wish Kate Middelton a blessed life! IN OTHER NEWS: THAT DAMN JENNIFER LOPEZ A.K.A. J-HO... I should have even known better, because there's something about WOMEN CELEBRITIES: AS SOON AS THEY DITCH A MAN, THEY ARE READY TO F**K THE FIRST THING SWINGIN' !! NOW J-HO HAS TWINS, & SHE'S READY TO FREAK & F**K SOME LITTLE CUB, & THAT BITCH IS IN HER 40'S ! OH, BY THE WAY SHE'S FROM THE BRONX LIKE ME, & DOES SHE EVEN GIVE BACK TO HER HOOD ????????????????????????

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Miss Emma. I don't see the reason you are getting so angry about this.. I am pretty sure British people speculate as much as "yanks" as you call us so just because it is not posted in a magazine it doesn't mean people will not do it.. that is how they make the money by advertising crap or some crap and people will be like "oh did you see that" or " lets see whats new" but I totally agree with you on all the junk and crap we got here with the fame whore and the other little fame whore..lol...so cheer up let the junkies do all their drama bull shit so others can spend their money and time and nerves to see who has more money or who screwed who and who spent more millions on a ring or a wedding to end it short time after...:)..have a great day

Lauren-gardner

You spelled Bitch wrong.

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well, in my uk newspaper it said that theyre waiting until the queens jubilee?

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thats funny that they said a spokeswoman denied rumors, b/c they r not allowed 2 deny nor confirm those kind of rumors. Well, f she is, good luck & congrats!

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Americans are writing stuff that not even british magazines are saying, everyday theres new speculation, if she is they will announce when its the appropriate time, she is royalty and low grade magazines make it so cheap and tacky

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Emma, they pounce on speculation that there may be a new baby on the way just like they did with Diana. Its part of the fairy tale that should have been with Diana.

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Christ! Im British and you yanks speculate about her being pregnant more than our tabloids, if she is just give it a rest, maybe shes in the first trimester and wants to keep it sacred as things can go wrong, report more about what you know i.e justin biebers baby drama and kim k being a fame whore

Kate Middleton Biography

Royally Pretty Girl A celebrity gossip mainstay since at least 2006, Kate Middleton is Prince William's lady friend. These two dated off and on for many... More »
Born
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Reading, England
Full Name
Kate Middleton
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