Kate Middleton Pregnancy Rumor of the Day: Expectant Duchess Collapses!

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Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Needless to say, we highly doubt it, but we've now read three different celebrity tabloid reports to that effect in as many days.

In this one, the Duchess collapsed no less!

The Star cover story, citing a "palace tattletale," says the mother-to-be and Prince William, who wed on April 29, are expecting, and she's had complications.

Kate Middleton Collapses!

An ambulance was called, if you believe the magazine, after William found his spouse of six months unconscious on the floor. The stock photo is so convincing.

Not surprisingly, almost no one believes the bombshells of the past week, which include In Touch matter-of-factly saying she's preggers and Us' more carefully worded story about Kate being "ready for baby" or some such nonsense.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman has called past tabloid reports "absurd" and "certainly not true," but you have to wonder what prompted this week's deluge.

It's not the first time Star made Kate Middleton pregnant. In June 2010, the magazine reported that she was expecting a baby ... before even getting engaged.

BTW, if the baby is a girl, the couple will name her Diana. Obvi.

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Kate Middleton Biography

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Birthplace
Reading, England
Full Name
Kate Middleton