Celebrity news weeklies really want to make Kate Middleton pregnant.
A day after Life & Style emphatically declared that Prince William and Duchess Catherine are six weeks along, Us Weekly is getting in on the fake baby action with their latest cover story ... albeit with more careful wording.
She is totes ready for baby, people. Note lack of the word "pregnant" ...
Apparently the happy royal newlyweds are ready for a baby ... though Will's upcoming overseas deployment is putting their marriage of six months to the test.
According to Us' reports, Kate wants a boy AND a girl! Who wouldn't! Kate is said to be "preparing" to be a first-time mother ... whatever the hell that could mean.
We've heard that she's been actively trying (hot!) to get pregnant, and seen her grab her belly a lot (cute), and even refuse peanuts (!!). All in the last few weeks.
William and Kate, both 29, have had so many baby rumors published about them at this point, one wonders if the general public even pays attention anymore.
Regardless, the tabloid baby train is roaring full speed ahead! ALL ABOARD!