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We almost feel bad for OK! Magazine. The same day as Us reveals Scott Disick got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again, they try to fake marry her off. FAIL!

Also getting fake hitched before 2012? Jennifer Aniston!

According to the celeb gossip magazine’s new cover story, Jen has weathered her share of romantic disappointments after a devastating divorce from Brad Pitt.

Whoop dee crap. Tell us something we don’t know. Friends of the actress agree that Justin is a keeper, the real deal, etc. So naturally, a wedding is imminent!

Jennifer Aniston at SAGs
(Getty Images for Turner)

How do we know that America’s favorite Lonely Girl is soon to be Mrs. Theroux?

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC’s Greenwich Village, “you can tell by the gleam in Jen’s eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin’s unfailing tenderness.”

Well, we don’t know about you, but we’re certainly convinced after hearing that scoop. Soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

Doubtful. But we don’t expect the relationship to go south. The seem happy.