On the season finale of Dirty Soap, Fary tried to set Nadia Bjorlin up with a guy, JP and Farah hit a turning point in their relationship, and everyone went camping.
Kelly Monaco, meanwhile, prepares for life after General Hospital - funny that this is a new reality show about a declining genre - by better building up her brand.
Whatever that means. She's trying to branch out, let's just leave it at that.
Also, Kirsten Storms (pictured) is still MIA, but not forgotten. Get well girl.
Tension between John-Paul Lavoisier and Farah Fath begins early when he says, at a group dinner, that he will never wear a wedding ring. Passive-aggressive much?
Farah gets upset, and asks if he’s scared to move out to L.A. with her. He says she is the only reason he would move there, but still seems willing to take the plunge.
Brandon Beemer plans a fun, totally non-scripted-by-E! camping trip for the gang to attend. Everyone, sans Kirsten of course, sets up camp near the beach to chill.
There, Farah’s friend Danny asks Nadia about her mom and Brandon, and if her mother Fary is one of the reasons why she and Brandon aren't already married.
She says yes, basically, and he tells her to live life for her, no one else. Farah talks with Jenna about being career oriented and managing work and family life.
Kelly Monaco interjects, saying she would love to be a mother one day.Kelly, of course, never married her ex after a 17-year relationship. She says while she firmly believes in commitment, it’s not a necessity to have a piece of paper.
The men, meanwhile, are all on Brandon’s side. The Beemer admits he fears their relationship is not going to work out if Nadia believes anything that Fary says.
Farah basically just wants to know if JP will marry her. He's not saying.
Then the elephant in the room comes to visit around the fire. The future of daytime TV is tepid at best and the gang does not know what lies ahead for them.
Talk then turns to Kirsten Storms. girl who took over for Kirsten on General Hospital is good, but she’s not Kirsten. No word on her health. They toast her honor.
Danny stars meddling, getting on JP for not popping the question, then riling up Farah while she's drunk and making her cry over the prospect of JP not proposing.
Good friend right there.
He does get them to talk, however. JP says he wants to spend his life with her and all that, but she wants him to tell her flat out if he doesn’t want to get married.
JP's response? He just wants to hang out. Wrong answer. Farah tells him she’s going to break up with him. JP doesn’t want to, but it looks like he has no choice.
The next morning, he comes around and decides life without her is too sad to risk losing her over this. He says one day they will get married. She's like, thrilled.
Kelly meets a guy to help her expand her brand. She begins to educate herself on clothing lines and meets with a designer at a convention whose line she may rep.
Then the most awkward moment of all time. Nadia meets Fary for lunch and finds that her mom has brought Fernando along to meet her. She's being set up.
Nadia texts Brandon to meet them as Fary talks Fernando up. He starts flirting with Nadia pretty good too. But then Brandon shows up, much to Fary’s chagrin.
Needless to say, lunch ends abruptly. Brandon and Nadia talk about how to handle this going forward, and he's clearly thrown off by it, but they're still okay.
This woman clearly needs to be cut off - no one with any respect for their kid treats them like that - but we'll see if they've got the guts to stand up to her.
And there you have it. Until next season, hopefully ...
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