Note to celebrity gossip sites: This is Snooki. You don't have to dig deep for, let alone concoct material with which to insult her. It basically writes itself.
Besides, her legal team will sue your ass for slandering her.
Lawyers for the Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) just smoosh smooshed the crap out of Myth Buster, which published a false story about her.
The blog reported that she was arrested in a marijuana mega-bust this week. Not the case, and now they are bending over backwards to apologize ...
In a statement to Snook's camp, the site says: "It has come to our attention that the story we released regarding your alleged arrest was false."
"Our actions were wrongful and reckless ... What we did was wrong. We are sorry we did it. We are sorry for the attention it brought you."
"We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image."
Wow. Snooki FTW and then some.
The show that made this girl a household name (for better or worse) returns for a new smush session in February. Check out this clip of Jersey Shore Season 5!