Gretchen Rossi rarely celebrates a holiday while fully dressed.
In July, this Real Housewife of Orange County posed in a patriotic bikini, forcing THG to ask whether or not you would tap that red, white and blue booty.
Now, Rossi is at it again for Halloween. The 33-year old will appear at the Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon in Las Vegas on Saturday night, wearing very little, according to this promotional poster for the event:
Feel free to call and make a reservation if you truly have nothing better to do with your time and money.
Considering Gretchen typically wears revealing outfits - seriously, what the Hell is this?!? - it's unclear just what Rossi is aiming for here. It's akin to Lindsay Lohan going as a law-breaking drunk for Halloween.