Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den

Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.

The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.

Gordon Ramsay has nothing at all to do with this story.

Investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.

"Percy was a little guy with big problems," said one producer. "He was doing well but under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview, the 35-year-old Percy revealed his delight at being compared to Ramsay. Alas, he won't get to live out his dream any longer.

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