Paris Hilton Blames Network for Reality Show Ratings

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It's not because she lacks talent. And it's not because she's a self-centered socialite who drinks, does drugs and pretends like her sex tape wasn't the best thing to ever happen to her.

Nope. The reason why so few viewers tuned in to Paris Hilton's reality show premiere last week was because the Oxygen Network messed it up.

"Paris is furious that the show didn't premiere at the time it was supposed to," an insider tells Pop Eater. "She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets."

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In response, an Oxygen spokesperson says: HUH?

"The show premiered at 10 p.m. on Wednesday, June 1 as was promoted," this individual said in a statement. "There were no technical mistakes. We look forward to a very exciting run of the series."

And we look forward to a world without Paris, as the ratings for this disaster, along with the failed MTV series in which she desperately searched for a BFF, may finally make Hilton realize: she's old, pointless news.



I think that the nine of us who've left comments are the only people who watched her show.


If Princess Diana had been a prostitute, pole dancer and child molester, she still would have been more of a lady than this dumb-assed cunt.


Dumb bitch.


There's white-out all over the screen.




That porno tape was the peak of her career. Silly slut should rename her show "America's Not Got Talent."


She's a has been that never was. Useless excuse of a life. Who gives a crap to see her spend money and spoil herself rotten on TV, while so many in the country suffer in unemployment and poverty. She's a nothing, a big fat 0.


To me, she doesn't make herself relatable. The trailer to the show included her mom bitching at her for not cleaning up, and she looked extremely messy. Maybe this would be fine for any other person, but when she constantly complains, it makes her look like a snotty rich girl. Which is exactly what people think she is. If she wanted to have a show, and turn her bad act around, she needs to do a charitable show where she actually helps people. AND NO COMPLAINING.


@Paris Hilton:
Conrad Hilton was the hard working, businessman behind the Hilton Name and chain. You Need to get over yourself.
Please think about the fact that you were a novelty, a reality show fad, that came along at the right time similar to the pet rock, and the hoola hoop,the yoyo and the slinky. The fad that was Paris Hilton is a thing of the past.The half dressed,over-exposed publicity machine that you created for yourself is yesterday's news. I can easily believe that you still have a few fans,but there is No mystery about you. You are on your way to becoming a page in nostalgia of "where are they now?"

Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]