It's something that changed my life forever.
So Paris Hilton said to Piers Morgan last night about her sex tape, filmed in 2001 with then-boyfriend Rick Salomon. The reality star is right, of course, but she wasn't stating that fact with excitement and gratitude.
Instead, Paris (and her hilariously bawling mother) was lamenting how people assume she's a slut due to the video and how Salomon took away her chance to be like Princess Diana.
No, seriously. She really said that. Watch the exchange now:
Hilton, of course, would be a complete nobody if not for the tape. She has milked it for millions of dollars.
Rather than lambast Salomon, she ought to get on her knees and thank him. Wait, she already did that.