Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Ordered to Appear in Court Today

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Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month, according to reports, and will appear in L.A. County Superior Court today to face the music.

The Probation Department reportedly wants her in jail, and will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in the clink.

Guess "sentencing" her to do time in a beachfront condo didn't work out.

Lindsay Lohan With No Bra

TMZ says Lindsay was tested twice last week, with one test coming back positive for alcohol and the other negative. She tested negative for drugs on both.

One of the tests was administered after her rooftop party.

Members of the D.A.'s office, which is handling the DUI probation part of Lindsay's criminal saga, will appear today to drop the hammer on Lohan.

The L.A. City Attorney is handling Lohan's necklace theft case, which she pleaded no contest to. The "jail" time she's doing at home is for violating probation.

The Probation Department is livid after officials tried to force Lohan to take two tests in May, only to be rebuffed by Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, who refused to make Lindsay submit, claiming it wasn't part of her probation.

Only it was. Lindsay subsequently took the two tests, one of which she failed.

Probation officials are also steamed that Lindsay is throwing parties at her house while under house arrest. We can understand the frustration there.

This is such a ridiculous story from beginning to end, but even more so after you read these bull$h!t Lindsay Lohan quotes from YESTERDAY.

Dust off the orange jumpsuit, sweetheart.

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Some energy drinks can come back postive I think like as achol;

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Looks like someone for got to put on her bra. Come on Lilo cover up, no one wants to see your nippage (well maybe some guys do)

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Put here ass in jail

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How many more chances is this girl going to get? The probation for the DUI should have been over and done long ago, but, because she has violated it over and over basically since day 1 she is still on probation and out of jail. Can't help but wonder if or when she is going to get herself together. Jeeze.

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what a stupid girl... she'll never learn her lesson, lock her up!

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Get a portable heater Lindsay. The cooler is waiting for you. If you hopscotch your way out of this one, there is No such thing as the Justice System unless of course it mean "Just Us" who do Not have the fame and fortune,and Ms. Holley as the sharp razor mouthpiece who speak on your behalf. I have adjusted the "rabbit ears" so that I can hear it loud and clear when the judge throw the dictionary at you today. PEACE!!

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Well, Lo-han and behold, guess who took a few nips of champagne at her champagne party? Honestly, even jail won’t help this chick. She needs to be slammed in a lock up rehab along with John Galliano http://ow.ly/5oMkO

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While I hope the reading is due to some error, I doubt it was. Its time she served some time & I dont mean house arrest at her penthouse. I mean in jail & as someones cell block bitch!

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yeah for 3 years she will then learn better

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LOCK DIS DRUNK BITCH UP 4EVA. Wen BRANDY wuz drunk u wanted 2 lock her up n throw away da key so wat she hit sumbody. Dis bitch should b locked up cuz dis bitch think justice is a joke

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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