Jersey Shore Recap: Sammi is the New Angelina

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Sammi Giancola has become that which she abhors.

Granted, as a miserable human being and very painful individual, Sammi Giancola abhors a great many things. But Angelina Pivarnick might top the list.

Having turned herself into the house pariah and destined to hitch a ride out of town before long, Sammi has morphed into Ange 2.0. It's sad and wonderful.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the "reality" show in its patented +/- recap below:

Fists of Fury

Last week's epic smackdown resumes in the opening moments.

Plus 16 for the resumption of the fight that ended last week's season premiere. Girl pulled out some of JWoww's hair. Not a wise move if you want to live.

The boys go to the gym. Having no friends, Sam tries to go with. Minus 5.

Ronnie and Sammi seem to hate Jersey Shore more than the faction of fans on THG's Facebook who want to GET THIS TRASH OFF THE AIR!!!!!!!!!! Plus 7.

Angelina made a better Angelina than Sam, we're thinking. Minus 4.

Snooki can fit into a suitcase. This is definitely useful to know and not all that surprising. Can we check that bag on a one-way flight to Bangkok? Plus 6.

Little Baggage

Hope the airlines don't accidentally lose this baggage ...

Vinny raps the t-shirt time theme song. Sorry, but it's no Pauly D. Minus 3.

At the club some girl started following Vinny around. Complete stalker style. Just creepy stuff, but Plus 2 for his line about her being the parasite. Spot on.

JWoww, wasted, calls boyfriend Tom to learn she forgot it was their anniversary. No wonder dude is threatening to leak those JWoww nude pics now. Minus 10.

The scene where JWoww finds Snooki hiding in the bush must have been like what explorers felt braving the jungles of Africa in the mid-20th Century. Plus 7.

Naturally, The Situation tries to move in on Vinny's girl. Again. Minus 9.

The Outcast

Sammi is the new outcast, and mostly by choice.

No matter what nonsense Sitch pulls from time to time, he has always been about the "family," and remains surprisingly well-liked because of it. Plus 8.

Sammi, being the diva that she is, basically said she could care less that she missed out on family dinner, which doesn't sit well with the gang. Minus 6.

Deena on herself and BFF Snooki: "We're the exact same size, same body shape kind of, we're such a blast!" In a glass, you could even say. Plus 4.

Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Magro have one of their epic arguments, rehashing everything in Miami. Man, could these two suck any more? Minus 13.

In conclusion, a full episode just about Snooki and Deena trying to get the kickball back - with an assist from Vinny - would be worth watching. Plus 5.



lol idiots wasting time watching these shows. go get a job.


Reese, you are 100% right I couldn't agree with you more.. Please give them man his balls back.. Anyone that lets someone control them like that deserves to be controlled. Usually it is the girl, but this time the girl has his balls! Please Ron, grow a pair and stand up for yourself, and Sammie, quit feeling sorry for yourself already and like Reese said, get a fucking therapist and not on TV!


Holy fuck I just wanted to come on here and say that Sam is a stupid stupid girl, and she needs to grow up. I hate those girls who seclude themselves and then try to act like its everyone else, when its them! What is wrong with that girl.. Please Please let that girl GO HOME and not ruin the rest of the season with her drama!


Whoever wrote this garbage article needs to get a life already. Sammi is NOT "a miserable human being and very painful individual". People need to get off her case. Please, out of all them chicks, I'd smash Sammi before any of them.


Ohh F*ck Off... Jersey Shore is good overall. Evilgina (angelina) was and still is a bitch, she is a backstabber, double face, # 1 LIAR. and omg sooo DIRTYY. She probably was jealous of the girls friendship. Snooki and J-WOWW are cool girls and very funny thou. Sammi seems to be a good girl, but "honey open your eyes". This guy is not worth it. CHEATERS SHOULDN'T BE TRUST!!!!! Any girl who goes into the same situation as Sammi should believe in themselves and move on! Real friends will be always by your side like Jenni and Snooki tried to do, by writing that letter, it would be better if they told her face to face, thou!. Uhmm... the new girl Deena seems to be a nice girl, we don't know yet, will see how she will turn out on the next episodes!! Linda :)




@Ashley the producers of this show were making money doing this, that'd what they were doing. Go fuck yourself, dumb fuck


I'm in Australia and season 2 hasn't even started here yet :( can't wait till it does though


What a pointless show, seriously. Whoever produced this show must've really had nothing to do.

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