Jennifer Aniston Doesn't "Get" The Bachelor
by Free Britney at .Like much of America, Jennifer Aniston is mesmerized by The Bachelor.
Also like much of America (at least we hope), she can't take it seriously.
"You know what I find fascinating? The Bachelor," she says as part of her Allure cover story. "I'm mesmerized by how the girls meet this guy, have three dates together or something, then weep as though they've just lost the love of their life."
"I just don't understand that."
ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE: Despite her perennial single status, don't expect Jen to pine for Brad Womack the next time ABC has him star on The Bachelor.
Typical of Hollywood's most notorious lonely girl to thumb her nose at the genuine stories of romance and love that unfold before our eyes every Monday.
If Jen had seen Emily Maynard open up to Brad this week, we doubt she'd question the sincerity of those tears. Cue cards can't script that kind of drama.
We do see her point, though. Every time crazy stalker Michelle Money whines about how Brad is "mine" and laments "sharing," we question her lucidity.
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Comments (9 Total)
NOBODY LIKES THIS PATHETIC PIGLET. DIE ALREADY MANISTON.
pathetic whiney ugly untalented hoebag that has to come up with stupid quotes everytime she appears in another photo op. Please go away already. you have been on covers and noone wants to see your fugly mug.
MANISTON acts the same way with her dates. She clings to them for dear life and then they run away. She is a nasty hypocrite that chastises Perez Hilton on national TV, while her bff is Chelsea Handler the nastiest witch on the planet who slammed Angelina bigtime. I guess as long as MANISTON isn't being talked about it's okay. Screw her!
I GET IT, Jennifer Aniston doesn't "GET" the bachelor.-The Bachelor
She doesn't look good with the bang. It's make her look stuppid. What happen to her mouth. Her pout look like she need to go to the bathroom immediately.