Jennifer Aniston Doesn't "Get" The Bachelor

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Like much of America, Jennifer Aniston is mesmerized by The Bachelor.

Also like much of America (at least we hope), she can't take it seriously.

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"You know what I find fascinating? The Bachelor," she says as part of her Allure cover story. "I'm mesmerized by how the girls meet this guy, have three dates together or something, then weep as though they've just lost the love of their life."

"I just don't understand that."

ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE: Despite her perennial single status, don't expect Jen to pine for Brad Womack the next time ABC has him star on The Bachelor.

Typical of Hollywood's most notorious lonely girl to thumb her nose at the genuine stories of romance and love that unfold before our eyes every Monday.

If Jen had seen Emily Maynard open up to Brad this week, we doubt she'd question the sincerity of those tears. Cue cards can't script that kind of drama.

We do see her point, though. Every time crazy stalker Michelle Money whines about how Brad is "mine" and laments "sharing," we question her lucidity.

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NOBODY LIKES THIS PATHETIC PIGLET. DIE ALREADY MANISTON.

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pathetic whiney ugly untalented hoebag that has to come up with stupid quotes everytime she appears in another photo op. Please go away already. you have been on covers and noone wants to see your fugly mug.

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MANISTON acts the same way with her dates. She clings to them for dear life and then they run away. She is a nasty hypocrite that chastises Perez Hilton on national TV, while her bff is Chelsea Handler the nastiest witch on the planet who slammed Angelina bigtime. I guess as long as MANISTON isn't being talked about it's okay. Screw her!

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I GET IT, Jennifer Aniston doesn't "GET" the bachelor.-The Bachelor

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She doesn't look good with the bang. It's make her look stuppid. What happen to her mouth. Her pout look like she need to go to the bathroom immediately.

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JENIFER ANISTON PICTURES FOR ALLURE MAGAZINES ARE COMLETED FAKE AND UGLY. SGE LOOK STUPPID WITH JEN BITCH

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Hey Jennifer....sounds a bit like deja-vu? I mean, you have had your hard fall in's and out's too girlfriend.....LOL

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I have yet to understand 'The Bachelor' as well. This is the first season I've watched, and I find the women rather sad and insecure. I agree with what Ms. Aniston observes about how some of the women behave as if Brad is their one true love. Of course, what she and I both need to remember is that they are in their 20s and we are 41 and know better. :) But still, how in the world, can 30 women be thrown in together, meet one guy, and suddenly decide he is the one man for them? It's both fascinating and pathetic.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's photos for Allure? Holy retouching, batman! Check them out @imeanwhat http://bit.ly/fXjY3Z

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I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

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You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

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