Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner: Engaged!
by Hilton Hater at .Santa Claus presented Hugh Hefner with a busty blonde over the weekend, as the Playboy founder announced via Twitter that he's engaged to 24-year old Crystal Harris. He explained:
"I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve. When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas in memory."
Harris was the Playboy Playmate of December 2009 and moved into the famous Mansion soon afterward.
This will be the third marriage for Hefner, as he finally filed for divorce from Kimberly Conrad last year, following the pair's 1998 separation. He was previously hitched to Mildred Williams; their marriage ended 27 years before Harris was born.
We wish this couple all the Viagra-inspired best!
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Comments (43 Total)
I wish he would have gotten busted for prostitution years ago. How dare he support A charity that helps children involved with prostitution. As soon as they turn 18 he offers them a "Job". He deserves to be fucking castrated and have his wrinkly dick shoved up his old ass. Hugh Hefner is A disgusting sexual predator a criminal.What would you think if A 60 year old man picked up A newborn baby and said "In 24 years I'm gonna pay this baby to fuck me."? Exactly
What the hell???...Why get married??? Frankly I was all for his idea of NOT getting married again. I mean really.....YOU'RE 84 what's the point?....and damn, to a 24 year old??? I mean Holly must REALLY be eating her heart out now and confused. But....Hugh apparantly "KNEW" her and did not feel she was "the right woman" to be his wife. Still....married?....AGAIN....at 84? Also, WHAT THE HELL TOOK HIM SO LONG TO GET AN OFFICIAL DIVORCE???
I feel so sorry for holly. I think she really loved him and wanted to marry him. he told her he never wanted to get married again and now hes getting married.
No amount of viagra can bring that toot pick back to life. Hang up your wheel chair hef and jump in the grave she alrady dug for you!
An old POS looking for publicity. His next gig is an obit and I’m sure she will piss on his grave.