Crystal Harris

What do a former Real-Housewife-turned-stripper, an ex-Charlie Sheen play thing and someone who had sex with Hugh Hefner have in common?

They can all be found at Dial-A-Star!

Yes, this new service gives regular folks the chance to speak with Z-listers such as Danielle Staub, Capri Anderson and Crystal Harris on the phone, for as low as $10/minute!

According to founder Gina Rodriguez, the celebrities are in charge of their rate and no one is doing better than Staub, who has reportedly raked in $1,000 in an hour.

"I think recording artists will do really well," Rodriguez tells The Huffington Post. "Imagine if Lady Gaga did it."

So, how much are these nobodies bringing in? Tila Tequila asks for $20/minute; Dina Lohan $18/minute; OctoMom $12/minute and Michael Lohan $10/minute. AND PEOPLE ARE PAYING IT!!!

Which, of course, forces us to ask: which of these "stars" would you most want to chat with on the phone?

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are involved in a major doggy dilemma. A canine conundrum. A puppy problem for the ages... literally!

While this couple narrowly avoided a wedding in June - when the young blonde essentially stood her much elder fiance up at the altar - and while they have little contact with each other at this point, Hefner tells People Magazine there's still one very cute point of contention between him and his ex.

Their puppy, a Cavalier King Charles spaniel.

"We both love the puppy," Hefner said of the dog and the debate over who gets to keep him. "I told her if she wants to keep the ring and the Bentley, then maybe I can keep the puppy. I [hope] we will work it out."

Of course, even if it doesn't, we have a feeling the Playboy founder will be okay.

He's moved on from Harris with Anna Sophia Berglund and Shera Bechard, two busty women we're assuming he can put to good use in other, doggy-related ways.

Hugh Hefner may have given it to Crystal Harris on multiple occasions, but the Playboy founder's former fiancee is about to give it right back to her ex - but giving away his engagement ring!

TMZ has actually posted the listing for this 3.39 carat rock, which will go up for auction in October at Christie's, a famous auction house in New York City. It's expected to fetch between $20,000 to $30,000.

Why is Harris parting with the stone? Because, insiders say, the busty blonde "couldn't bear to look at the ring anymore because it brought back bad memories."

And if you truly believe that's the reason, you likely also believe the Boston Red Sox still have a shot to make the playoffs this season.

Hugh Hefner has an important point to make: He has totally made love to Crystal Harris. Multiple times!

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the Playboy founder goes into way too much detail about this insertion as a response to his ex-fiancee claiming over the summer that she wasn't attracted to Hef and he was only inside of her for like two seconds one time.

"We had sex with her and a girlfriend," Hefner says. "We had sex the first night that we met with another girl, and it was such a nice relationship that I kept them both over for a weekend."

Awwww, that's so sweet!

Despite being burned by Crystal just a few days prior to their wedding, Hefner is remaining optimistic. He tells the publication: "I'm looking for a partner. A romantic partner."

She just better have fake breasts, blonde hair and be under the age of 30.

Crystal Harris - the woman known for posing naked; breaking the heart of Hugh Hefner; and shacking up with the son of Dr. Phil McGraw - is in negotiations to star in a reality show.

TMZ reports that Harris has talked to numerous networks about the project, which would center on her breasts aspiring music career. We can only assume that possible titles include:

• Crystal Clear
• Crystal Harris: It's Really Not Complicated
• Hef's Sloppy Thirty-Seconds

Would you watch a Crystal Harris reality show?

Rumors of a relationship between Jordan McGraw and Crystal Harris are reportedly true. But perhaps not in the way many have assumed.

Shortly after Harris left Hugh Hefner, word spread that she had been cheating on the senior citizen with Dr. Phil's son. Now, a source tells TMZ that, yes, the two are living together in Jordan's Hollywood Hills' home... but merely as friends.

The insider says Jordan and Crystal are actually working together on the latter's upcoming album, a nauseating prospect if we've ever heard of one. Rumored titles for the CD include "Digging for Gold," "A Hugh-ge Amount of Publicity" and "Hey, At Least I'm a Better Singer Than Kim Kardashian."

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Kendra Wilkinson just doesn't get it.

Granted, this former Girl Next Door opened up about her relationship with Hugh Hefner in the memoir "Sliding Into Home," but her situation can't compare to that of Crystal Harris. Why?

"She was about to get married to him. I would have never agreed to get married to him," Kendra told People yesterday when asked about Crystal's disparaging remarks on The Howard Stern Show. "To [plan to] get married and then be a backstabber to someone like that... to take it to that level and then go and backstab, that's, like, cruel, you know?"

Kendra can relate to life at the Playboy Mansion, but her opinion of Harris has changed for the worse over the last couple weeks.

"At first I was really proud," Wilkinson said. "I was like, 'Wow, she's being classy about things.' But then lately, she's just like totally running her mouth and it's hard."

Or, it's the opposite of Hugh Hefner.

Crystal Harris, you've messed with the octogenarian.

That's the message Jayde Nicole has sent to Hugh Hefner's former fiancee, after Harris humiliated the Playboy founder by telling the world he only lasts for two seconds in bed.

"Hef doesn't usually react to things so it must have been really bad for him to take to Twitter in attack mode," Nicole told E! News. "You don't want to pick a fight with Hef, he's not someone you want to go up against."

Harris has since apologized (which Jayde says was "definitely smart to do"), and Hefner has seemingly moved on with a couple new girlfriends. But you never know how the old man might seek revenge.

He could drop his pants at any time and scar you for life.

During an appearance on Howard Stern's radio show this week, Crystal Harris said she wasn't attracted to Hugh Hefner, she never saw him naked and they only had sex once, with it lasting for like "two seconds."

Now, the busty blonde has something to tell her former fiance: My bad!

"The Stern interview scared me, he's harsh," Harris Tweeted last night. "I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn't have said, I'm sorry."

Hmmm... we've all seen the interview, and Harris wasn't exactly berated inside a police interrogation room. What did she expect to discuss with Stern, America's debt ceiling debate?

Hefner has taken a broad, reasonable approach to the incident, saying this week that "Crystal shouldn't have been booked on the show at this sensitive time." He's right. It's almost as if she cares more about attention than doing the right thing.

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Crystal Harris made news this week for saying Hugh Hefner can't satisfy a woman.

But a couple Playmates have come out and stood up for the magazine magnate by saying he definitely knows what to do when girlfriends are lying down.

"I've heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there," Miss June 2004, Hiromi Oshima, told People, while while Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV adds: "I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn't two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life."