Dancing With the Stars: A Bristol Palin Conspiracy
Bristol Palin is now in the final five on Dancing With the Stars.
Who will she outlast next? Rick Fox's elimination last night, and Audrina Patridge shockingly getting the heave-ho the week before prove that no one is safe.
The question is how it's even possible. Sure, she's better than David Hasselhoff or The Situation. But Rick and Audrina had the moves and the flair, and Bristol doesn't even want to be there. Her words and body language have said as much.
STILL STANDING: Week after week, Bristol Palin beats superior Dancing With the Stars competition. How long can it go on? Could she actually win this thing?!
It's still a stretch to think that she could best Brandy and Jennifer Grey to actually win DWTS, but another week or two? Doesn't seem impossible right now.
Her talent is average at best, her effort mediocre, and fan support ostensibly lacking. What gives? There has to be some sort of diabolical plot at work here.
A couple of Bristol Palin conspiracy theories:
- Sarah Palin has the entire Tea Party movement and everyone on her PAC email list dialing and robo-texting like madmen after every episode.
- ABC rigs the results so she stays and we give the show free publicity with ridiculous articles like this one. Game, set, match, network execs!
- Their Russian neighbors are voting around the clock.
- Voters fear an attack by a swarm of Mama Grizzlies.
- Christine O'Donnell cast a spell on DWTS phone lines.
- The Teen Mom demographic is bigger than realized.
Maybe we're off base and she's more popular than we think. You can help clear that up. Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?
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November 23rd, 2010 1:13 PM
What is without saying, are the nasty comments about Bristol. Personally, Bristol has the right to be on DWTS,as she was invited to be part of the program. All the petty remarks about having an illegitimate child is so low down and nasty; so what does that say about some commenting on this site? Maybe some of you are illegitimate and no one has bothered to tell you; ya think?? Whie, I am surprised that Brandy is not in the finale, I still think Bristol has done a good job. I would like to see some of the nasty minded people on this site enter into a dancing contest on national television, where you could experience some of the hate that has been dished out to Bristol.
Bristol is a beautiful young woman, who gave her son the gift of life and for that, she is to be admired. Her only mistake was having anything to do with Levi,
November 22nd, 2010 9:39 PM
The show has always been that the veiwer vote.. that is how it was created. I also feel that Brandy is a better dancer that Bristol, However it's the viewer who get to put in there opinion also and more viewer are supporting Bristol that is the name of the game..
November 19th, 2010 9:48 PM
Bristol IS a celebrity!! She was thrust into the limelight when her Mom was nominated as a vice-presidential candidate!! The whole world was watching as she stood there, pregnant just a few months. It took a lot of guts for her to do that! I'll tell you this. With all the crap she has been getting over her dancing from all in internet land..(I'm sure she hears about it), she has remained dignified. As far as Brandy goes...I didn't like her! She is self absorbed and honestly...she wanted this award a tad bit too much! She has had a floundering career and this was the one catalyst she was hoping would get her back into the mainstream. When she lost, she looked like a spoiled brat! I understand she was surprised..but Bristol was NOT bad! I thought her waltz was absolutely mystifying! I loved the way she dressed, the way her hair was styled and that look of distance and as Len said.."Haunting". I was impressed with that dance and I feel as if she has fought through all the cri
November 19th, 2010 2:21 PM
I will never watch Dancing with the stars again. The last two dancers are wasting thier time showing up. Goodbye to DWTS and your tv station
November 19th, 2010 8:33 AM
This is a popularity contest when it should be a talent one. Bristol did improve some but not to the point of being a winner. She should be home all this time taking care of her illigitamate child. I will never watch the show again or vote Repulican. The Palin family is a disgrace starting with her mother the drama queen.
November 18th, 2010 11:27 PM
first and foremost i am a mother of five. Mother are suppose to protect their children. Sarah Palin should be ashame of herself pimping her daughter out like this.Shame on you for letting the teabagger use you daughter in such a way as this. WHAT LESSON ARE YOU TEACHING HER? Bristol will go on to think that it is ok to lie, cheat, and steal to get whatever you want. clearly she did not get this far on her dancing skills. Bristol it is not to late to stand up to your mother and all the teabaggers, bow out of this contest and let Brandy and Max come back. You know deep in your soul that this is not right. This is so typical of the republican party they will stoop to any level to win. remember the butterfly ballotts? Shame on you for taking a great family show turning it into a political forum. And as for you teabaggers i think that you are a bunch of frustrated Klanmen. Go ahead put on your white sheet and your pointed hat we already know who you are. DWTS get it together or you will fin
November 18th, 2010 11:14 PM
I too have been disappointed in the final results of past DWTS. I did not think Donny Osmond should of won but I did not respond with such hate as I have read in these comments. I agree with Morgan-Bristol is young and does not have the dance experience that Jennifer came to the show with nor the "star" background that the rest of them have. I think the show is just as much about who has most improved as much who is "the best dancer who was actually taught by Patrick Swayze."
November 18th, 2010 9:54 PM
I knew that Dancing with the star were fixed now i know for sure,,,Because in the HELL a nobody Bristol beat Brandy!!!!!I will never watch thi show again..I how it's taking off the AIR...THIS IS BULLSHIT...
November 18th, 2010 7:41 PM
I love dancing and that is why I watch the show. As far as I'm concerned the show is over and now it's taking on a political agenda. I'll pass on the rest of the shows.
November 18th, 2010 4:44 PM
"DANCING WITH THE STARS" is Bristol Palin a star? maybe someone shd. check if she is even qualified to be there. so enough giving excuses for her. the whole thing is getting worst with this dancing with the stars this show should be cancelled, I can't forget the insult Bruno gave to one of the contestant it is a big insult. I am am not watching this show anymore.