Sarah Palin may not have not reached her goal of becoming vice president, but based on the latest gossip out of Anchorage, she just might earn the title of Most Insanely Psychotic Mom in Alaska.
And we'd imagine there's some stiff competition in that department.
Several media outlets are reporting today that Palin and her entire freaking family were involved in a massive, drunken, 20-person brawl at some sort of huge annual party.
When the Palins arrived, eldest son Track spotted a dude who had recently broken up with his 20-year-old sister Willow.
According to witnesses, Track cold-cocked the guy and all hell broke loose.
Sarah reportedly stood around screaming, "Do you know who I am?!" while her kids (including daughter Bristol, who apparently has a "mean right hook") proceeded to gang-beat anyone in sight.