Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

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In news almost as shocking as The Bachelorette scripting and filming multiple endings, Amy Fisher has announced the official start to her porn career.

She'll produce and star in four movies for Dreamzone Entertainment (which lists their new employee as possessing “incredible D-cup size breasts"), beginning with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

Says the woman who rose to fame in 1992 for sleeping with Joey Buttafuoco and then shooting his wife in the face, a crime for which Fisher spent seven years in prison:

“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make."

Fisher is taking a jab at her ex-husband with that last comment, as he released a sex tape in 2007 that she claimed to play no role in releasing.

Fast forward three years, though, and Amy has taken a classic saying and turned it around a bit: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em... while naked and open for business.

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Pretty Foolish if u ask me:( How do u know what celebrity's think about the Negative and Harsh comments people say about them! Do u know any of them personally??? Truth is NOT everybody's doing what
U or they are all doing!!


Bloggers are so funny. Do you think Amy Fisher cares? Think Kim Kardashian cares or Paris Hilton? Nope, sex sells. These girls are smart, they know how to make money. Hoes, sluts, whatever. Truth be told, they are doing what we all do, they just box it up and get paid. Pretty smart if you ask me.


Amy is a selfish slut. She had the opportunity to clean up her prior life. But no, now she wants to be a porn star. She claims that the children in her neighborhood are mean to her children. I feel so sorry for her kids. She can give them a better life. She should relocate (leave Long Island) lose the Fisher name & settle in with an office job. Start from scratch. Those children deserve a good life and a mother with a moral compass. Everything is about AMY - She is so selfish, with no regard for anybody and especially her children.


If there is a comparison, I would admire Mary Jo more than this out of control Long Island Lolita. Mary Jo was and remain a decent woman who put forgiveness there and helped to have this throw-away released from prison before her term was completed. She was given a second chance from the very person that she shot and disfigured. Mary Jo's life was turned upside down because of this reject,and now she is in the news again,not for helping someone to better their lives,but to prove that she is the same package of nothing that she will always be,not worth a word in print.There is no cleaning up this washed-up throw-away.PEACE!!


Once a whore always a whore!! And she might be an old has been but in the porn business, she will go far because everyone already knows her and if she is willing to do whatever, people will notice!! FUCKIN SKANK


She's a little past it, isn't she?