An Oregon massage therapist's claim of "unwanted sexual contact" by former Vice President Al Gore has been dismissed by authorities, citing lack of evidence.
The Multnomah County District Attorney's office said it would not pursue the Al Gore sexual assault claim, but not before the police report was leaked online.
The woman originally claimed Gore “moaned, groaned and moved” like a “crazed sex poodle” and delivered a “come hither” stare ... you may vomit on cue.
The alleged victim told detectives Gore attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand ... you know.
Gore, who recently split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage, fed her chocolate and attempted to coerce her to the bedroom to listen to a Pink song.
The National Enquirer broke the story of the woman's alleged Al Gore sex attack, which she reported four years ago and police revisited last year. He was not charged.
But police, for reasons unknown, investigated the case further in 2009. According to the masseuse, it began as Gore booked a massage, saying "Call me Al."
On her arrival at Portland’s up-market Hotel Lucia, Al stretched out his arms to wrap her into an embrace before purposefully dimming the lights, she said.
“It was apparent from the beginning he had been drinking,” she claimed. “The hug went on a bit too long and I was a bit taken aback by it. If it weren’t Al Gore I would have seriously questioned the situation right there."
In police documents, which identify “Mr. Stone aka Gore, Al” as the person of interest, the woman claims Gore said he wanted his inner thigh worked on.
“I was taught that a massage of the adductors could cause an involuntary erection,” she said, later, for some reason, adding, “I even voted for him in the last election, although in truth I was more accurately voting against Bush.”She said, “When I began doing the requested abdominal area he became vocal with muffled moans, etc. He began demanding that I go lower and massaging on the abdominal area. I was shocked. He further insisted and acted angry."
Describing herself as a Licensed Massage Therapist, the woman said she "went into much deeper shock as it appeared he was demanding sexual favors.”
The woman recounted a harrowning story of Gore progressing from moaning loudly during a massage, to launching a crazed attack, before breaking it off.
He lured her into the bedroom where he threw himself on top of her, it was also alleged: “He was moaning, groaning, moving in a very suggestive way.”
When the session was over, the woman said she left the room to wash her hands. But Gore came over and “caressed my back, and buttocks and breasts.”
She said, “I squirmed to try to get out of his grasp telling him to stop.” She told the former V.P. that he was a “crazy sex poodle,” to which he giggled.
“He then forced an open mouth kiss on me. I pushed back and said, ‘Stop it. You’re being way too frisky.’ I was distressed and shocked and terrified.”
She managed to throw Gore off her body, she claimed, until he grabbed her hand and then started singing along to Pink's song "Dear Mr. President."
She then asked him, “Just how long where you whacked out after the election? “He replied 'six-and-a-half years so far,' just giggling his head off.”
As Gore, who has also been accused of having an affair with Laurie David, kept trying to have sex with her, the woman says she responded as such:
“I told him he would just have to take matters into his own hands."
Not to be denied, the ex-Veep "pleaded, grabbed me… tongue kissed me… rubbed himself against my crotch saying, ‘You know you want to do it.’”
She claimed she managed to break away from Gore and leave the hotel, and at home “took a long, long warm shower and brushed my teeth for a long time to get out the Grand Marnier and Al Gore’s tongue and germs out of my mouth.”
In a moment Bill Clinton could probably sympathize with, the woman said she also noticed stains on the front of her pants, at which point “I wondered if it was soap or bodily fluids from Gore pushing up against me repeatedly,” she said.
Those pants were saved in a bank safe deposit box, along with a chocolate bar with his fingerprints as evidence, she says. But her story is full of holes.
She also described why she didn’t run out the room, claiming she was scared that if she did she would be shot or tased by the politician’s security detail.
However, when Detective Cheryl Daul, of Portland Police, questioned the masseuse, she later admitted she saw no security in or near the hotel suite.
The woman told investigators she did not want to make money from this, but the National Enquirer says she is trying to sell the story for $1 million.
The interview transcript revealed police appeared to trip her up when asking about payment, after she claimed Gore reached for a pocket to pay her.
When the police persisted in this line of questioning, the woman realized that in the version of the story she had just told, Gore was in a bathrobe.
The case was not pursued "because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegation. Gore has not yet commented.