In 2008, Tom Cruise tried to become a box office star again by starring in a drama (Valkyrie) based around Hitler and the Nazis. Bad idea.
A couple years later, the slightly insane movie star has come up with a far more effective plan: appear in a MTV Movie Awards promo with Robert Pattinson.
In the hilarious video below, Cruise takes on the persona of Len Grossman, the foul-mouthed Hollywood producer he portrayed in Tropic Thunder.
When the Twilight Saga stud informs Grossman that he might actually wash hair for the MTV event, Grossman goes off on him, screaming:
"Your filthy hair made you a star! Your filthy hair sent my fat-*ss kid to Space Camp four times!"
It's great stuff. Watch now:
The MTV Movie Awards will air on June 6. Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will all present at the ceremony. They'll also show a new clip from Eclipse.