Maybe Tara Reid simply isn't the marrying type.
Maybe she realized she was Tara Reid and was engaged to Michael Axtmann. Maybe Michael Axtmann realized he could do better than Tara Reid.
We may never know the true reason why they called off their May 22 nuptials, but it's all over and done, according to the pair's terse statement.
Reid revealed in January that her Michael Axtmann, her businessman boyfriend Axtmann, popped the question, with a huge ring and everything.
It was good while it lasted ... three months.
Michael Axtmann is no longer the future Mr. Tara Reid.
"Obviously I said yes," the reformed party girl said at the time. "I was very surprised."
Whether it was an unpleasant surprise that led to her decision to call it off, we can't say. Nor can we say when the next set of Tara Reid nude photos will come out, but judging by her need to stay relevant, we'd give it less than a year.