Tara Reid: Nude, Unattractive in Playboy

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This just in: Tara Reid Playboy pictures are not attractive!

We know, this is akin to announcing the sky is blue or Tiger Woods enjoys sex with random women. However, having finally seen the images in question, we must state the obvious and warn readers:

This is a must-NOT Reid! (Sorry.)

But, seriously, folks. Because you don't actually Reid (sorry again) Playboy for the articles, allow us to save you a few bucks. We are in a recession, after all.

Follow this article's jump and check out topless, quasi-naked photos, free of charge, from the actress' spread...

Tara Reid Naked
Tara Reid Nude
Tara Reid Topless
Tara Reid Playboy Pic

Things that are hotter than Tara Reid in Playboy: all Megan Fox pictures; the Boston Celtics on the basketball court; dry ice.

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Just got the issue today...NOT ATTRACTIVE??? YOU MUST BE GAY!

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Picture number two. Where is her ribcage? She no longer needs to breathe? I expect to see her head start rotating any minute. Looks evil.

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This slore is what is going to happen to Lindsay Lohan in a few years-a dried up, broke, talentless drunk! Her stomach is a mess in person and Playboy went over the top airbrushing her. Too many hot women out there to look at and they put this has been on the cover? What a sad way to end 2009.

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Most 34 year old women wished they looked like her. Dont lie and say she's ugly...

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Neither she, nor Flat-chest Fox are anything to brag about. And yes, PS works wonders on hags.

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Air brushed, photoshopped or fixed surgery, she can ring my bell any time.

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Air-brushed or not she looks as good or better than most of the mindless bimbi you see in Playboy. I always thought she was adorable & I love her voice. Acting, not so much... But seriously, all you guys, aren't you all getting boners from these pix? Liars!

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Talk about major photoshop work. In the linked picture of her, her stomach is all nasty and wrinkled up looking. And then in the Playboy pictures, her stomach looks perfect and toned? PHOTOSHOP!

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I'm glad Tara's back in the limelight! I can't wait to get the new issue!

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SMH! A HOT AZZ MESS!!!!!! I'M DONE

Tara Reid Biography

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