In its latest issue, Esquire has a message: Megan Fox who?!?

The magazine ignores the actress many men consider to be the sexiest human being on the face of the earth, and instead hoists the title of Hottest Woman in America on a Mad Men cast member.

No, not January Jones. The honoree is Christina Hendricks.

This red-headed bombshell stars on the AMC hit as Joan Holloway. But she's best known for her ridiculously large, plump (real) breasts. That's just a fact, one Hendricks seems comfortable admitting and showing off in the pages of Esquire. See below:

In her feature article, the actress writes an open letter to men around the world. It offers up the following pieces of advice:

• Remember what we like.
• Never complain about our friends.
• We remember everything you say about our bodies, be it good or bad.
• We want you to order Scotch.
• No man should be on Facebook.
• Panties is a wonderful word.

As you stare at the Christina Hendricks pictures above, vote in the following poll: Is she the hottest woman in America?