Kate Gosselin Planning Special "Jon & Kate Themed Routine" For Dancing with the Stars
by Free Britney at .Kate Gosselin proved she's as good at being a diva as she is terrible at actual dancing, but she somehow survived to see another week on Dancing with the Stars.
While Kate butted heads with partner Tony Dovolani this past week, wait until you hear what they have planned for next Monday's episode of the competition.
A Jon-and-Kate-themed dance.
We are totally serious. Tony will be channeling Jon Gosselin as Kate portrays herself in next week's storytelling assignment. Just let that sink in for a moment:
They will take her marriage implosion, which made celebrity news headlines for a year, into a high-step dance routine. And you think you've heard everything.
If Jon Gosselin makes a cameo next week, we'll retire.
"It's my story over the past two years," Kate said. "We're very, very excited." It will be very "Dramatic," promises Kate. To which Tony replies, "Lots of drama."
And ratings, most likely. Can Julianne Hough play Hailey Glassman?
Just to make sure we got the point, Kate reiterated, this time with a little more emphasis, that this is gonna be a dance with "Oh my gosh, so much drama."
As much as we could decry this shark-jumping, contrived nonsense as a low point in reality TV history, it's actually a pretty genius move on ABC's part since:
- People love Kate and don't want to see her leave the show
- People love watching Kate humiliate herself on the show
Either way, she's on the show. Punch her ticket to the finals now.
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Comments (14 Total)
If kHate doesn't watch out... JON can just walk away and leave Her to do all of the raising! She would be crying for 15 years! lolololol! JON can go make another family and be the great Husband and Daddy he was all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KHATE IS NOT GREAT SHE IS FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!
You are all crazy, the judges decided to do a storyline for the last year, not Kate. The public votes to keep her, the people out there are voting to keep Kate in because she is more like the natural public and not a star or athlete. This is not called dancing with the pro's. Don't hate Kate she's great! Kate lovers keep voting!
I'm with the comment - PLEASE KATE, GO FAR, FAR AWAY. I AM DEFINITELY SICK OF SEEING HER FACE. The next time we see her she will probably be trying to get people to adopt her children so she doesn't have to support them anymore..... now that would be a new TLC low, but I could see it happening. She doesn't want the kids anymore, she just wants to run with her new 'fame'... ha ha joke joke. JUST GO AWAY.
this woman has no talent is only known for having 8 kids and being a horrible person, yet tlc are pushing her face on magazines the view and now dwts I thought tlc were a learning channel lets hope her 15 minutes of fame is over go home to your kids kate gosselin your no star