Kate Gosselin Planning Special "Jon & Kate Themed Routine" For Dancing with the Stars

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Kate Gosselin proved she's as good at being a diva as she is terrible at actual dancing, but she somehow survived to see another week on Dancing with the Stars

While Kate butted heads with partner Tony Dovolani this past week, wait until you hear what they have planned for next Monday's episode of the competition.

A Jon-and-Kate-themed dance.

We are totally serious. Tony will be channeling Jon Gosselin as Kate portrays herself in next week's storytelling assignment. Just let that sink in for a moment:

They will take her marriage implosion, which made celebrity news headlines for a year, into a high-step dance routine. And you think you've heard everything.

Dressed For Success

If Jon Gosselin makes a cameo next week, we'll retire.

"It's my story over the past two years," Kate said. "We're very, very excited." It will be very "Dramatic," promises Kate. To which Tony replies, "Lots of drama."

And ratings, most likely. Can Julianne Hough play Hailey Glassman?

Just to make sure we got the point, Kate reiterated, this time with a little more emphasis, that this is gonna be a dance with "Oh my gosh, so much drama."

As much as we could decry this shark-jumping, contrived nonsense as a low point in reality TV history, it's actually a pretty genius move on ABC's part since:

  • People love Kate and don't want to see her leave the show
  • People love watching Kate humiliate herself on the show

Either way, she's on the show. Punch her ticket to the finals now.

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If kHate doesn't watch out...
JON can just walk away and leave Her to do all of the raising!
She would be crying for 15 years! lolololol! JON can go make another family and be the great Husband and Daddy he was all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KHATE IS NOT GREAT SHE IS FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!

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You are all crazy, the judges decided to do a storyline for the last year, not Kate. The public votes to keep her, the people out there are voting to keep Kate in because she is more like the natural public and not a star or athlete. This is not called dancing with the pro's. Don't hate Kate she's great! Kate lovers keep voting!

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I'm with the comment - PLEASE KATE, GO FAR, FAR AWAY. I AM DEFINITELY SICK OF SEEING HER FACE. The next time we see her she will probably be trying to get people to adopt her children so she doesn't have to support them anymore..... now that would be a new TLC low, but I could see it happening. She doesn't want the kids anymore, she just wants to run with her new 'fame'... ha ha joke joke. JUST GO AWAY.

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this woman has no talent is only known for having 8 kids and being a horrible person, yet tlc are pushing her face on magazines the view and now dwts I thought tlc were a learning channel lets hope her 15 minutes of fame is over go home to your kids kate gosselin your no star

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This show is rigged , thats the problem with these types of shows when they let the so called public vote,this idiot will remain on the show whether she was voted off in the first elimation or not its up to ABC as to how long this woman stays on, and now theyre are saying the ratings are the highest in 10 seasons because of her, give us a break

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Kate knows that she is No Ginger Rogers,but after divorcing Romeo,
and being the primary breadwinner for her children, she has got to re-invent herself. If she does Not win, she will be okay. No matter how good any of the DWTS dancers are, there will only be 1 winner. It can Not be easy being criticized by the judges every week, she should be given a thumbs up,just for continuing to show up.

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WHY MUST SHE ALWAYS BRING JON UP?
I THINK SHE KNOWS SHE PUSHED A GOOD HUSBAND AND FATHER INTO THE ARMS OF OTHER WOMEN! JUST TO BE CLOSE WITH BF/BODGUARD! HE'S NOW AT HER SIDE WHILE SHE DANCES- STUPID! DOES TLC PAY OR DOES SHE PAY WITH THE CHILDREN'S MONEY???

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The only reason she's being kept on the show is because ABC is smart enough to know that the only reason why people are watching this season is because they wanna see Kate fall on her face. So no matter how horrible she gets, they're probably gonna keep her for a long time. Heck, maybe she'll even win. It's all the same to her, she's just, quote on quote, "a single mom trying to make some money." Oh, Kate. If only you had some pride left to keep for yourself.

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Please don't be tacky, Please Kate and Tony, show some respect with whatever you dance! Make it about happy times not personal moral failures! Tony's love for his wife should be the influence and dance as to how you would want to be treated not how you got treated by Jon.

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente
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