John Mayer recently referred to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm," a woman so wild in the sack, he absolutely couldn't stop himself from "f*%king her."
Somewhat similarly, as much as we might like to "unfriend" Jessica Simpson on Twitter, we can't turn it off or hold back from posting her insight on THG.
Jessica has learned a thing or two from her past relationships with the likes of Mayer, Nick Lachey, etc.: "You can't love someone else to change them."
"Happiness comes from accepting who they are," the reality star and former singer continued Tweeting. "It is our decision to REALLY know who we love."
We know one guy she's got no love for nowadays.
Jessica Simpson is a Tweeting fiend.
The 29-year-olds most talked-about ex these days is certainly Mayer, who found himself in hot water after candidly telling Playboy all about riding that ass.
He also dropped racial and gay slurs, which was even less cool.
John, who some say she created, likened her to crack cocaine and said she was "crazy" in bed. But did he try to "change" Simpson, as her Tweet implies?
During their time together, "[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places," an insider said. "She liked being a bad girl and getting manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview."
We can't decide if that's LOL or TMI material.
Another Jessica Simpson source adds that the star is "disgusted" by Mayer's remarks. "He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it."
We can't imagine why.