Tiger Woods: Buying Elin a Huge Ass Boat

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Hours after his epic fight with Elin Woods, Tiger Woods allegedly told a friend he had to pick up a "Kobe special." Looks like he may have done even more than that.

Rather than "a house on a finger," the world's #1 golfer is supposedly buying his estranged wife a custom-designed sporting boat christened Solitude, sources say.

Vintage Elin Nordegren

Aptly named for the star, who hasn't been seen since Thanksgiving, and who was recently released from sex rehab, the 61-foot boat may serve as a peace offering.

"Solitude is a dive boat and was designed for Elin, who loves the sport," a source says. "They've talked about buying a boat that would be mainly for this purpose."

For diving, that is. Not saving their marriage. But hey, might as well knock off two birds with one stone. After you've slept with dozens of skanks, it can only help.

Tiger Woods makes wet dreams come true ... so to speak.

At a cost of $2-3 million, the big boat is much smaller than his 150-foot yacht, Privacy, and is docked 10 minutes from his new Jupiter Island estate-in-progress.

The builder would confirm that Solitude is intended for Woods. "We are making Solitude for a corporation, and we never know who the client is," a source said.

The dock where it is located gave a similar non-answer: "I am not aware if we have Tiger's boat here," a manager said. "They don't tell us who owns these."

Regardless, if numerous recent reports are to be believed, the spouses may actually ride out the salacious Tiger Woods scandal and move forward together.

Hopefully Elin invests in a good ankle monitor for him.

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I certainly agree with Null's point. WHY DON'T LEAVE THE FOLKS ALONE. WE ARE PUKING FROM ALL YOUR INTRUSIONS OF THE COUPLE'S PRIVACY.

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I agree with Carmen. It's time for Tiger to make a public statement to put an end to all these stupid rumors circulating.
As far as the boat this is a joke ? What about things money can't buy like LOVE TRUST LOYALTY ......

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I think that it is time for Tiger Woods to break his silence, make a public statement admitting his addiction or issues and move on with his life. Tiger needs to publicly say that he is committed to his rehab, his family and his career. Tiger’s statement will shut up all those out there attacking him. I think that if Tiger does this, people will understand and forgive him, because we all want him and his family to do well.

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Can you please leave them alone? Everyday there's a new story.
Enough is enough. This is a private matter.

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