New Tiger Woods Scandal Details: Elin Woods Texted Rachel Uchitel Pretending to Be Cheating Husband

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Lies. Ambien. Text message impersonation. Golf club-wielding insanity.

The Daily Beast cites close Elin Woods sources in piecing together the clearest picture yet of the Tiger Woods scandal, a.k.a. the most expensive car crash in history.

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These sources' details mesh with the more credible accounts of the post-Thanksgiving altercation to date, and we've excerpted some scandalous details here:

During the run-up to Thanksgiving, Tiger gave Elin advance warning that the National Enquirer was about to run a story claiming he had an affair with Rachel Uchitel.

Woods swore the story was false and that he had only met Uchitel 1-2 times at social outings. The day before Thanksgiving, Tiger convinced Uchitel to talk to Elin.

Rachel Uchitel spoke to her for half an hour, and Elin believed that the relationship was platonic - until she read the Enquirer's specifics of the purported affair.

Sources say Elin Woods busted Rachel Uchitel via text message.

That evening, the two argued. Tiger decided to end the bickeringby taking Ambien and going to sleep (he often took Ambien to help him sleep - and bang Uchitel).

After Woods fell asleep, Elin looked through his phone, found texts to Uchitel (under her real name) and discovered one saying “You are the only one I’ve loved.”

Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, Elin began texting Rachel Uchitel, pretending to be Tiger, writing “I miss you,” and asking, “When are we seeing each other again?”

Uchitel texted back, surprised that Woods was awake. Elin felt this response indicated that the two of them spoke earlier that night, before Tiger took his Ambien.

At that point, Elin Woods called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Tiger. Elin said something approximating, “I knew it was you.” Uchitel’s shocked reply: “Oh f--k.”

She immediately hung up.

Normally quiet and controlled, Elin became enraged and woke Tiger by screaming at him. He seemed disoriented from the Ambien. The fight ratcheted up quickly.

Shortly after waking up, Tiger sent another text to Uchitel warning that Elin uncovered the affair, that he was about to pack, and their divorce might be imminent.

Elin found this text too, though, after he locked himself in the bathroom for several minutes without his phone. Elin didn’t tell Woods what she’d seen, however.

After he came out, she exploded, trying to hit him on the chest and arms with her fists, and then finally chasing him from the house while she wielded a golf club.

An expression we imagine Tiger Woods has worn a lot lately.

Shoeless, he ran into the car and peeled out of the driveway before crashing into a fire hydrant and then smashing into a tree, resulting in the police being called.

Woods went to the hospital and when he was released, Tiger was whisked off to an undisclosed location, as Elin was too furious to allow him back that afternoon.

This likely explains why Elin told police who arrived at their mansion outside Orlando that Woods was not able to speak with them then, saying he was asleep.

Representatives for Tiger and Elin have not commented on this. Gloria Allred, attorney for Rachel Uchitel, commented only to say “We have no comment on this.”

According to a friend, Elin remains furious, but their marriage is not over yet. She will wait for the golfer to finish sex addiction rehab before making a decision.

She was with him in rehab this weekend, according to reports, adding credence to reports that she may still take him back. But all bets certainly remain off.

Elin Woods should ...


Man don't hurt your wife because you will appreciate what you have when you lose it


I take it none of you posting here have bothered to read the Vanity Fair magazine article "The Temptations of Tiger Woods". (it's a 6 page article - skip the Part II one that's easy to find).


People always have something negative to say about others. But when the shoe is on the other foot its different. Yes Tiger was surely wrong for what he did. Folks like him, meaning other celebs have had affairs with other WOMEN or MEN. Again I'm not saying what he did was right but you don't fuel to the fire. Baby Doll


tiger woodzz should have thought bout his actionzz b4 doin themm... elin issss sooo pretty and tiger is an idiot for not realixing that.......xx :D


oh dear god, mister woods your penis is so big that wanna slam it on my but. greets anne von klapdeur


Rachel U. looked like a hilarious donkey and ugly... On the other hand, Elin looked classy with a bit of feminine shyness...Elin also looked far younger thna Rachel... Why is Tiger ever interested in an ugly and older woman (Rachel) ? No wonder people laughed at him saying he preferred low class hamburger rather than top quality steak ?


She needs therapy too for anger management.


This 'man' clearly has no respect for his marriage vows, wife, family or that matter, any self respect. These people do not change, it's their lack of character and no amount of counseling is going go give them personal character. It's all about them and their immediate wants. She needs to respect herself and children enough to remove herself from this type of deception and immorality-not to mention their peace of mind!


I hope that Tiger finally realized that all the other "women" were in for the money and nothing else - especially that ugly face of horse Uchitel who manipulated him from the beginning -.
I hope he finally realizes that the only woman who ever loved him was Elin. She stood by him, was a fantastic partner and never searched for fame.
So Tiger it's up to you. It seems that Elin has given you another chance - GREAT WOMAN because I don't think this was the easiest choice - so don't mess up this time because there will be no forgiveness for sure.
Regroup and fight for your family. They need you healthy and nothing else. So don't disappoint them again and don't listen to the media or the people because this is your family and this is nobody business except yours.
Good luck to you !!!


ELIN IS BEAUTIFUL ! The others are so yucky ! He knows that already.................... Hoping they will stay together for the precious children, and I am sure he is hoping the same thing. He never wanted the other women , thinking he got caught up in the lifestyle and never had a life that was really his until his Dad died.

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