In the wake of her recent plastic surgery binge, Heidi Montag says her mom looked at her like a circus freak. That's really insulting ... to actual circus freaks.
One can understand Darlene Egelhoff's reaction upon seeing her daughter after she was transformed via 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day, however.
An anxious Heidi headed to her hometown of Crested Butte, Colo., to face her mother with The Hills camera crew in tow, and was greeted in abject horror.
"I was nervous, but also excited … I never thought in my wildest dreams she was going to react the way she did," the surgically un-enhanced one recalled.
"She was looking at me almost like a zoo animal. It wasn't like I was her daughter anymore. She was looking at me like I was a circus freak," says Heidi.
WOMAN OR CYBORG? Heidi is barely recognizable to her own mom.
So where does her turbulent relationship with mom stand now? Heidi Montag says that "I tried to leave it as best as I could, but my heart was breaking."
Guess that Mother's Day gift won't be going over too well.
"I think she was most upset that Spencer was there for me and she wasn't," the disturbed 23-year-old continued. "[My mom] was saying how sad it is that my confidence is gone because of the music industry I'm trying to get into."
Right. It's the music industry's fault. Hopefully her abysmal album sales will nudge Heidi in another career direction, although you can't undo 10 surgeries.
Montag, who still struggles with daily pain but has no regrets, says, "I just wanted to be the most beautiful, inside and out. It's part of being a pop star."
Or a complete and utter narcissistic moron.