Tabloid Declares THE END of Brangelina!
They say truth is stranger than fiction. This old adage may be true in certain instances, but definitely not if you get your news from supermarket tabloid Star.
For Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the magazine boldly declares, there is simply no more faking it. The end has arrived. It is over. Done with. Thing of the past.
Until next week when Star reunites them, most likely.
For now, though, there are secret lovers (Angelina cheating), private eyes (keeping tabs on Jennifer Aniston, who makes Angie fly into a jealous rage), etc.
It's a sad state of affairs, but you knew it was coming every other week eventually. Hopefully Brad's exit plan took the revenge pregnancy into account.
On Zahara's birthday, Brad? Couldn't even wait until the next day for your weekly breakup with Angelina? That's just wrong, dude. Even more so than the goatee.
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August 16th, 2010 3:09 PM
that goatee does NOT suit bard at all
August 16th, 2010 3:08 PM
That's one BIG messed up couple.
January 22nd, 2010 11:15 PM
WHAT WAS EXPECTED FINALLY CAME, THE CRAZY WHORE GOT TIRED OF THE ONLY STUPID MAN SHE COULD CONTROL, THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS BASED ON LUST NOT LOVE, I AM SO GLAD HE IS PAYING FOR WHAT HE DID TO JEN, WHAT KIND OF A MAN WOULD LIKE TO LIVE WITH A WOMAN WITH A HORRIBLE PAST, ONLY AN ABNORMAL ONE,THAT'S WHY SHE NEVER HAD A STEADY RELATIONSHIP, HA-HA- BRAD HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
January 17th, 2010 5:43 AM
Ifeel most sorry for the children. They didn't ask to be adopted and now that they are used to having the best that life has to offer them and two parents that dote on them it is all going to be taken away from them. What's going to happen to the children? Will they be split up with nannys that Angelina said she never wanted to have her children raised by so that both of them can resume their careers. I see them both as being selfish, understandably each wanting their careers, but they could have worked out a way to have nannys bringing up the children part time and still have freedom to perform their jobs and enjoy one another and the children. It just seems like they Angie wanted it all or nothing at all no compromise. She is falling apart at the seams with emotional and mental issues and relies on Brad for far too much. With all the money they have they need to compromise and learn to love one another and ask for help with nannies and maids and servants and cooks and teachers
January 16th, 2010 2:42 PM
So, jan, do you think kristen stewart & robert pattinson would be better? Pattinson was marginal at best in Harry Potter, then he plays a vampire. Do any of you find it funny that Brad Pitt also played a vampire in his early career? Look at all the garbage about stewpat(hey! That sounds like stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) These writers manufacture stories about these two nearly every day. So my idea is, read it only for the entertainment value. Or don't. Or maybe instead of buying the magazine, send the money you'd have spent to Haiti. Now that's something to write about!
January 14th, 2010 12:20 AM
I wish the story were true, just so I wouldn't have to look at their smug mugs every time I run to the grocery store. As for the kids and breaking up a "family", the kids are raised by nannies anyway so when B&A do break up (and these two are definitely not making it to the finish line) they probably won't even notice. Unfortunately, if Star printed the sky was blue I wouldn't believe it until I looked up.
January 13th, 2010 11:07 PM
yes. people need to stop beating this dead horse. no one cares. they're not hot and they are really self-centered and publicity whores. that's why they keep having those babies/keep pretending angelina is pregnant/ say they're gonna adopt again. that's why they keep donating money and dragging the media along when they do, cuz they don't want people to forget about them
January 13th, 2010 10:26 PM
What does it matter who they are seeing or what they are doing?
They both look awful and are totally out for all the publicity
they can get. They seem to be taking care of getting even all
by themselves. Brad has never won a oscar and probably never
will. Angelina is only good at certain types of movies which
are all about the same. Guns, murder and sex. She has another
Mr. and Mrs Smith coming out. The only problem is she just
doesn't have the sexy look any more. She's to thin and too
tired looking.
January 13th, 2010 8:37 PM
they always say that jen plants these stories and that the people who say they don't like the couple "are being paid." haven't you guys seen all those posts? "this was made up by JA, you are being paid to comment on here. this couple is so happy."
January 13th, 2010 7:56 PM
Even if ALL THOSE children were their flesh and blood, and even if ALL of them had a great beginning and were healthy, just the sheer number of kids would be hard on a couple.
But to take in abused unwanted troubled kids from all cultures, with different gene pools, and then throw them in with your own, IS A SET UP FOR DISASTER.
WHAT WAS ANGELINA THINKING ABOUT??? Ideally it was a great thing to do but REALISTICALLY IT IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. POOR COUPLE.