Tabloid Claims to Expose Charlie Sheen Threesomes, Call Girl Use, "Twisted Marriage" to Brooke Mueller

While some might see difficult days ahead for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen's children, following an alleged incident of domestic violent between the couple on Christmas Eve, at least one tabloid sees something wholly different:

Dollar signs.

The latest issue of Star magazine claims to expose the secrets within this "twisted marriage." Among them:

• The pair has engaged in a pair of threesomes with two different A-list stars from Hollywood;
• The Two and a Half Men actor returned to Los Angeles in late 2009 - and immediately ordered a call girl to come over.

As a result of these allegations, an anonymous family friend is concerned over Bob and Max, Mueller and Sheen's twin sons.

“They are caught in the middle. Charlie and Brooke are behaving like monsters — and the children may end up bearing the brunt of it!”

Meanwhile, a source supposedly told The National Enquirer that Charlie and Brooke snorted cocaine until "the morning hours" when their fight began.

Whatever. These claims are all likely false. We just care about the well-being of the couple's children... and about how Jenni Farley supposedly went from a "Tubby Tween To... WOWW!"