For 2010, Kim Kardashian resolved to stay fit and to spend more time with friends and family.
But the reality TV star clearly made another vow: not to repeat her lackluster 2009, a year in which she was overshadowed by sisters Khloe and Kourtney.
So far, within a week of the calendar turning, Kim has called out Snooki from Jersey Shore and starred in a pathetic ad for QuickTrim. We can now add two more attention-grabbing "accomplishments" to that list.
First, Kim's new fragrance - simply titled "Kim Kardashian" - will be released in February. But the socialite has posed for its first promotional poster (below). Get ready, folks. You can soon smell like Ray J, Reggie Bush and desperation...
Next, Kim actually appeared on The Jay Leno Show last night. NBC must be truly desperate for ratings, as it tries to draw in the sex tape viewing crowd.
On the program, Kardashian cooked her deep-fried Oreos with Food Network chef Guy Fieri and said of the goodies: "It's like a once-a-year snack."
We really hope Leno cleaned his mouth out after this incident. We all know where Kim's hand has been. We've seen the Ray J-directed, videographic evidence....