Kate Major and Michael Lohan: Actually Dating

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Just so everyone's clear on the progression of events here:

  • Michael Lohan has a bro-mance with Jon Gosselin, who he offers to "rep" for appearances on The Insider, and secretly records all phone calls with.
  • Michael plays matchmaker, introducing Jon to Kate Major, a reporter for Star.
  • Kate quits her job to be with the newly-single Jon, who quickly dumps her.
  • Michael and Kate both testify against Jon in TLC's lawsuit against him.
  • Michael Lohan and Kate Major get matching tattoos and begin dating!
Michael Lohan and Kate Major

An inevitable couple made in fame whoring heaven.

If you're baffled as to how anyone could date Michael Lohan, we're with you. Although this girl quit her job to be with freaking Jon Gosselin. This is kind of a lateral move.

According to Radar Online, the two left no doubt they're a couple during an excursion on Long Island. You can read the article here if you're interested in the gory details.

We suggest you wear a cup, Kate. We're just saying.

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Wow, I'm not even sure if that's a step up or a step down from Jon...

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There's someone for everyone..they deserve to be together. I can't wait til they break up and the shit really hits the fan.

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.