Miley Cyrus Tries, Fails to Party in the USA

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Note to Miley Cyrus: you've showed signs of maturity these days, deleting your Twitter account and trying to keep your private life to yourself.

But you're still 17 years old.

That was the same reaction a bouncer had when Miley's posse showed at the 21-and-over Club LIV at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

The establishment's manager and owner both confirmed to TMZ that Cyrus was turned away at the door. She likely tried to argue that she once dated a guy over 21, but illegal sex with Justin Gaston doesn't make one of legal drinking age.

Sorry, Miles.

Where's the Party?

She's now 17 and she can go to Chicago, Texas, New York, Louisiana and Missouri to have sex with her boyfriend. 17 is the age of consent there. In the United Kingdom it is 16. When she tours Italy or Germany she can legally drink, where 16 is the legal drinking age there (except UK and the rest of the world it is 18). It is kinda like the 8 Mile Roads of maturity. What's next, Miley walking with her fans in Detroit, where she can get killed and assaulted? On the boy's side Taylor Lautner and Nick Jonas are the jailbait stars in the US today. If an older woman (e.g. Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton) made love with Taylor or Nick, they will spend time in a women's prison. Whether a male with an underage female or a female with an underage male is illegal. I used to be a teenager in the early 2000's. Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Amanda Bynes were my favorite teen stars of that time. People settle down at 26 or 27.


FuCk mIlEy!!DatbItCh jsT a fakE aSs Hoe!!!DnT No1 wANt DaT bItCh!!she act like she a little angel in front of her fans but we all kno dat bitch a fuckin horny bitch in real life!!!!!!


Thank God they did not let Miley in!!! She's taking things TOO FAR!!!


I arrived at this site to finish a Tiger Woods article (no big surprise there) and one thing led to another and I ended up viewing several Miley Cyrus articles and felt compelled to comment on both the content of these articles but also the commentees who are the same as the "journalists" (used very loosely), and that is mean spirited, pathetic, and jealous. There isn't one stinking excuse that could even come close to reasonable for purposely ripping apart a 17 year old girl who is just being herself. You're all just a bunch of unhappy, inferior lahoosers who make themselves feel better at the expense of others. Good Lord, go do something positive!


above fan can't even spell Miley correctly-you need a life to stop hating on the don't likes and study spelling. Miley is a self-centered attention whore loser.


If you all don't like Miely why the hell are you looking her up... do you not have a life or somthing to look up the life of someone you hate.


Miley will be a has-been very soon, if she isn't already. Miley had a washed-up career-already finished.


Good one 12:36 AM. 1and 7 put together is the number 17. Yeah, Miley is immature. Miley should act her age and dress appropriately. Provacative dresser Miley-looking for sex. Miley is a SLUT. Miley brings this on all herself=LOSER.


Miley is 17-and behaves between the ages of 1 to 7 which when added =17! Miley is an IMMATURE HO!


The people that like Miley are so HATEFUL CRUEL and JUDGEMENTAL to the people that don't like Miley! Hardly read are the don't likes hating on the likes! The likes that comment on the don't likes are HATEFUL HYPOCRITES!


Miley Cyrus Biography

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Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]