This Just In: Britney Spears Lip-Syncs!

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OMG! Britney Spears does not sing live! Australia is just now getting this memo issued in 2003, apparently. Do you even get the Internet down there, mates?

Britney just arrived down under Thursday, but already she's the subject of government scrutiny over the fact that she'll be lip-synching portions of her shows.

Government scrutiny. What a great country. If this is what their elected officials have to worry about, we're living in the wrong place. Sydney here we come!

No, seriously. This is a real story. Virginia Judge, Minister for Fair Trading for New South Wales, said she is considering options to make sure fans aren't misled.

Britney's Circus tour tickets are going for more than $1,300, and while "it is Britney's 'prerogative' to lip-sync, it is my job to make sure consumers know what they are paying for up front," Judge said in a statement released by the government.

Girl Knows How to Work a Pole

OMG WHAT? Britney doesn't sing live? Devastating and shocking.

One idea is to require disclaimers indicating that portions will be pre-recorded. They should also warn about expletive-laden tirades and wardrobe malfunctions.

Seriously, does anyone not know or care about this? It's no secret that many artists, including Spears, lip-sync at times during their elaborate stage shows.

We can't imagine anyone goes to see Britney live for the well-sung lyrics. They go to watch a hot girl gyrate on a stripper pole and dry hump backup dancers.

This isn't to say $1,300 isn't a ripoff. They play Britney Spears' "3" at strip clubs, too, and you can actually pay for a private dance there. Not that we know.

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    taff

    britney is a whittrash whor thats from usa do nit go to her shows or buy her cd she lives like whittrash do not help herher moms apig and her dad and her whittrash sister

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    Max

    Is it any wonder why people pirate rather than buy music. Why should i shell out my earned cash on fake crap like B.Spears. Carn't sing Carn't dance and a the personality of a toad.

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    ahla

    I VERY LIKE YOUR STYLE .EVERYTIME I REMEMBER TO .SO YOU MAYBE YOUR PHOTO SEND TO ME.I ACCEPT FOR.

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    KISSA

    THIS ARTICLE IS JUST PLAIN RUDE AND THE COMMENTS ARE EVEN RUDER. SO ONE ARTICLE WRITTEN BY ONE SITE REPRESENTS THE ENTIRE AMERICAN SOCIETY??? OK THAT DOESNT ADD UP BUT I AGREE THIS ARTICLE IS JUST DISRESPECTFUL TO AUSTRALIANS BUT FOR THEM TO BLAST OFF ABOUT U.S.A. IS RIDICULOUS LIKE ITS JUST WAY OUTTA CONTEXT TO DEMEAN THE ENTIRE SOCIETY ...FOR ONE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP PUT THIS ARTICLE UP SO COME AT THEM BUT I CANT AGREE THAT ANY COUNTRY IS "PERFECT" OR "AWESOME" WE ALL HAVE OUR DOWNFALLS AND PROBLEMS AND TO PUT ONE ABOVE THE REST IS ARROGANT AS WELL AND UMM HENCE THE NAME "GOSSIP" DO U EXPECT ANY LESS????(SORRY) ...SO TO THE REAL ISSUE THAT B!&CH CANT SING AND SHE NEED TO GIVE IT UP SHE HAS NO TALENT AND FOR THEM TO CHARGE 13OO FOR A TICKET PLEASE I WOULDNT GO SEE HER PERFORM FOR FREE. PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IS ALL THE WORLD NEEDS

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    Tom

    Everyone over here knows she lip-syncs, people were just pissed because her show sucked. We're not used to having lip-syncing either, we're used to having quality home-grown talent or quality foreign talent that is good enough to come over here. This whole debate between us aussies and the yanks is quite funny, really. It's quite hard to piss us off, we're fairly laid back people, but the americans have that thing about them that just drives the entire world batshit crazy. But at the end of the day, we have free healthcare, we're not in a recession and the only thing we have to "worry" about is some sri-lankan boat people are going on a hunger strike. Americans don't understand the rest of the world, the rest of the world doesn't understand Americans.