The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: November 10

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to send in thefunniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic posted below!

The rules are simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). As many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce the winner.

That's it! Go to work! Today's Caption Contest features the inkomparable Kim Kardashian kleaning her hand at some event she attended last night.

What could Kim be thinking/doing here? You tell us ...

Self-Kleaning
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Ugh! I can't believe Carrie Prejean just shook my hand. I just saw her tape and I KNOW where her hands have been...

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Hey what's this? hmmmm i wonder if this is that new tiny spray on fake tan. I don't know better try it on my tattoo see if it will get infected so i can finally get rid of it.

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Damn my big a**! I'm never sure I wash my hands well enough after I wipe it.

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OMG!! I have something on my fingers....HOW am I going to count to five!!!!!!!!

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Oh crap! I forgot to wash my hands after my newest sex tape. Now it's all over..

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No one should ever find out that Quick trim gives you hair on your hands!!

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I can't believe these people actually eat this shit!

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I'm going to use some of this in my next home video!

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Wouldn't want to catch a baby from Kourt!

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"Next time, remind me not to hit people with plastic surgery. I mean, I know Lohan can't move her face anymore, but no one said anything about it being a brick wall."

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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