Angelina Jolie Lies, Jennifer Aniston War Continues!
We know they've been playing mind games.
But apparently it's gotten way worse than that.
According to a new tell-all about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the truth about their shaky relationship and Jennifer Aniston's meddling in it is "shocking."
In fact, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reveals that the pair has "broken up so many times it would make your head spin."
Tell us about it. He's been sleeping on the couch / thrown out on the street / running back to Jen / abducting their kids for like three months now!
It's apparently Jennifer Aniston-Angelina Jolie Tabloid Cover Week.
The book claims Jolie "has a temper like a cobra" and even alleges that she confessed to hiring a hit man to kill her in 1998 because she was so distraught.
Apparently she's never heard of suicide. Talk about a waste of money. You have to pay the hit man, Angie! And people wonder why we're in a recession.
Excerpts read by Us Weekly indicate that she and Brad Pitt battle over their six children all the time - as well as his secret meetings with Jennifer Aniston.
"They fight all the time about the kids - where to put toys, saying the wrong thing to a nanny, not cleaning up," one source reports. "Like cats and dogs."
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August 23rd, 2010 10:53 PM
HEY, IDIOTS. ALL OF YOU HERE ARE STUPPID TO TRUST THE TABLOIDS,THE CRAPS, THEY ALL LIES TO MAKE MONEY. HEY, OPEN YOUR BRAIN .
August 23rd, 2010 10:38 PM
JEN AND HER FAN MUST MOVE ON. JEN IS LOOSER. STOP FIGHTING. STOP JEALOUS
August 23rd, 2010 10:36 PM
HATERS. MOVE ON. YOUR LONG HORSE CHIN CHIN IS SO FUGLY. BRAD NEED A BETTER LOOK WOMEN. YOUE CHIN CHIN IS PLASTIC FROM HEAD TO TOES. EW.....
August 23rd, 2010 10:30 PM
I think Jenifer Aniston is gay. Can't have Brad baby. The resaon why he lefted her to find other women to hva his kids. Look at Jen face. Look like half women and half man. Maybe she got penis?
June 22nd, 2010 8:41 PM
Brad asked to have Angie replace his original leading lady as Mrs. Smith... not the other way around.
January 21st, 2010 11:42 PM
lol, the cover with the evil smiley angie and poor crying kitty Jenny is GENIOUS.
January 19th, 2010 3:17 PM
Angelina Jolie looks like a vampire - I have never disliked a celebrity so much especially after reading the Brangelina book - this woman is so unstable that I feel sorry for her children - what are they going to think when they grow up and read about suicide attempts, blood in vials around her neck, having affairs with her leading men? And that comment I think she does this just to show that she can - she is a truly troubled woman and Brad Pitt got what he deserved. We all know his involvement with this freak was chosen by the brain below the waist - haha - now you pay the price.....they are perfect for each other - leave Jennifer Aniston alone - so far the only mistake she made was marrying Brad.
December 29th, 2009 3:13 AM
I love Brad Pitt & Angel to bits....Jen should move on to someone like John Mayer...he is gentle in soul...
December 27th, 2009 12:43 AM
please... angelina is so ugly, it hurts my eyes just to look at her, her skin looks as dry as her lips do, she's scary-looking, her big lips and teeth are just not normal. she sucked all the life out of brad, the guy looks twice as old as he did when he met her, he completely deserves it. jen could do so much better, i'm pretty sure she doesn't want him, why would she? jen's so beautiful, and she looks a lot younger then angelina (even though angelina is 10 years younger), and brad looks like a hobo, he really let himself go. jen would never take him back, she's too good for him. she's even still willing to talk to brad even though he's a two-timing loser, she should spit on him every time she sees him, but she just has so much class. jen was slumming it with brad, she probably just wasn't thinking straight when she decided to marry him
December 15th, 2009 3:44 AM
Facts are facts.Angelina is the winner.Jennifer was defeated. Move on. Fair or not...if a woman like Angelina decides to take a man then she surely will. unless your appearence really helps you to compete,better step back and spare yourself the time and pain.Some women are born to win.