Angelina Jolie Lies, Jennifer Aniston War Continues!

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We know they've been playing mind games.

But apparently it's gotten way worse than that.

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According to a new tell-all about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the truth about their shaky relationship and Jennifer Aniston's meddling in it is "shocking."

In fact, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reveals that the pair has "broken up so many times it would make your head spin."

Tell us about it. He's been sleeping on the couch / thrown out on the street / running back to Jen / abducting their kids for like three months now!

It's apparently Jennifer Aniston-Angelina Jolie Tabloid Cover Week.

The book claims Jolie "has a temper like a cobra" and even alleges that she confessed to hiring a hit man to kill her in 1998 because she was so distraught.

Apparently she's never heard of suicide. Talk about a waste of money. You have to pay the hit man, Angie! And people wonder why we're in a recession.

Excerpts read by Us Weekly indicate that she and Brad Pitt battle over their six children all the time - as well as his secret meetings with Jennifer Aniston.

"They fight all the time about the kids - where to put toys, saying the wrong thing to a nanny, not cleaning up," one source reports. "Like cats and dogs."

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I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

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