Tabloid: Brad Pitt Running Back to Jennifer Aniston!
On October 24, Brad Pitt got into a minor motorcycle accident. That wasn't major news.
But the alleged destination to where Pitt was headed is major gossip fodder: a "top-secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston," according to this week's In Touch cover story.
The tabloid lies reports that the rendezvous was set up “via a series of coded – and often teasing – text messages.” But what if Angelina Jolie found out about it?
“Brad clearly felt it was worth the risk," said an imaginary anonymous source, which cited the reason why Pitt wanted to meet up with his ex in the first place: jealousy.
Aniston is supposedly back together with John Mayer, an unsubstantiated reconciliation to begin with. As a result of this relationship, though, the story claims Pitt's thoughts "revolve around Jen."
Of course, this rumor makes perfect sense. After all, if you believe tabloid reports, just look at the state of Brangelina's union, based on a series of recent covers:
Note to entertainment "news" magazines: Aniston and Pitt got divorced over four years ago. We know the actress keeps bringing it up, but can we all move on, please?
Don't you have Robsten break-ups to lie about instead?
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November 17th, 2009 11:14 PM
Brad's got Angie? Why would he want Maniston?
November 16th, 2009 11:35 AM
Please keep Ms. Aniston out of this toxic relationship. Brangelina adulterers, drug abusers, bi sexual garbage is crap and ANiston has tried to distance herself as much as possible. But these stupid articles keep lumping them together.
Aniston is way past these two self indulgent morons. Move on people Jen has.
November 13th, 2009 8:24 PM
Brad will file for divorce before the end of 2010. He'll remain single for the rest of his life and die from an Iccee-induced cerebral accident in 2074. Angie on the other hand will be committed to a state ran mental health facility in early 2015 and be forgotten. All of the Pitt/Jolie brood will change their names to Steve. They will form a commune in northern Oregon and intermarry. By 2350 their cultic beliefs will have evolved in to the world's largest religion.
November 12th, 2009 7:17 PM
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Heard it all before. Tell me something I haven't heard.
November 12th, 2009 12:37 PM
THIS IS JUST SO PATHETICALLY OLD PHULEASE! GIVE IT UP! ITS OLD AND DEAD, YOU READ IT RIGHT... D-E-A-D! PULL THE PLUG! PULL THE PLUG!! BURY IT ALREADY! THIS IS THE REASON I CANCELLED ALL MY RAG SUBSCRIPTIONS! THE RAGS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO GIVE IT UP! JEN IS LIVING HER VIDA LOCA AND BRANGELINA ARE STILL IN LOVE AND GROWING STRONGER EVERY DAY ALONG WITH THEIR OWN PRIVATE SOCCER TEAM!! THE END
P.S. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD RUN BACK INTO A BURNING HOUSE?? GOOD GRIEF!
Rank: D-Lister
November 8th, 2009 2:26 PM
Typical tabloid trash that I don't believe for a second. A big eye roll is coming on..
November 5th, 2009 5:16 AM
oh come on! theyve all moved on years ago! why cant the media move on from it? no, instead they have to make up story after story to get people to read and buy this crap! hope no one actually believes this
Rank: D-Lister
November 2nd, 2009 9:58 PM
wow this is about the 5 millionth time brad has "run back to jen" , "spilt up" "Run away from home" "married a monkey" everything. It gets ridiculous
October 30th, 2009 5:37 PM
Please, Brangelinas move on! Aniston has and so has her fans!
October 30th, 2009 2:07 PM
It's true. It's time for everyone to move on. Leave Brad and Angelina to tend to each other and their kids and let Jen continue to make rom-com after rom-com after rom-com.
J/K. She's so easy to make fun of.