First, Brad Pitt was merely sleeping on the couch.
Now, as reported in bold, yellow, capital letters on the cover below, HE ADMITS A SPLIT IS INEVITABLE!
Does Pitt ever say this? No. Is there any source on record that describes Angelina Jolie as "demanding," as she's labeled by the following supermarket tabloid? Of course not.
Is Jennifer Aniston - who still believes in love, people! - hoping the report of Brangelina's demise is accurate so she can win back her man? Probably.
Is a story about Jaycee Dugard, who was kidnapped for 18 years, less important than an imaginary tale about Pitt and Jolie's relationship? Yes, according to In Touch Weekly...
Meanwhile, in even less true tabloid news, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are apparently engaged. We hope they enjoy it.
No doubt we'll read a magazine cover next week that screams: Robsten Breaks Up, Kristen Stewart Demands Restraining Order.
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September 9th, 2009 10:49 AM
These magazines are so pathetic. Unless their separation is announced from them or in writing, why report it? I have read so many times about them splitting up I have lost count. Yet they are still together. It should be a crime to report on things that aren't true. Yet our country eats this stuff up.
October 9th, 2009 11:17 PM
I HATE THE STUPPID TABLOIST, AND STUPPID PEOPLE CREATED BAD STORIES ABOUT OTHERS. THEY CAN'T MOVE ON.
November 8th, 2009 8:03 AM
why do people make up so much shit!