News Flash: Lindsay Lohan Loves the Publicity

"I always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school." - Lindsay Lohan in an interview with Access Hollywood

Rarely can one quote say so much about a person, but at least Lindsay Lohan has a realistic view of living life in the celebrity gossip cross hairs.

And seeking it out, actively. Michael and Dina did a stellar job. Then again, what do you expect from a loser who's become friends with Jon Gosselin.

“It’s kind of something you sign up for," Lindsay Lohan said of the constant tabloid attention she generates. “I admit, at times it does affect me."

"When I’m having a bad day or dealing with something personal that is no one business but they’re going to spin it however they want anyway."

Asked if she has regrets, Lindsay Lohan basically no, and that all of her very public meltdowns, dalliances and missteps are just "part of the process." Totally.

“I know I’m a target and I know I’ve given people a lot of reason to kind of run with things. I no longer intend on doing that, but I’m not perfect.”

“There are definitely things that I would like to take back and I always say that, but there aren’t that many things that I truly regret doing."

"I wouldn’t have learned from them, and wouldn’t be where I am today,” she noted, seemingly without irony, as where she is today is going downhill fast.

Chances are, what few regrets she has include making her voicemail password 1234, having her Twitter page "hacked" and her house broken into every other week.

Sweet mother of God, what a moron this train wreck is.

But hey, as long as she learns from it, it will make her stronger ... or at least more likely to put on some pants and change the default password.

Lindsay probably believes hackers look like this ...