A nine-carat engagement ring.
Reality TV cameras everywhere.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom wedding!
With the non-binding nuptials set to take place today, we've got a preview of what's to come. Odom, Khloe and her family gathered at a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday to rehearse the most contrived wedding in celebrity gossip history.
Everyone was on hand: the bride and groom; Kris and Bruce Jenner; Kim Kardashian; cameramen; boom mic operators. Check out the festivities below: