This is too bad. We were hoping to have more Shannon Funk in our lives.
A few hours after sources supposedly confirmed to Perez Hilton that Jamie Kennedy was cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with Britney Spears' former assistant and rumored lesbian lover, the actor isn't just shooting down the rumor.
He's taking action!
Said an insider of the false story, and Kennedy's subsequent firing of his employee:
"Jamie's assistant, Miguel, went nuts and started making s-it up. This is a David Spade situation, where the assistant gets jealous of the star's lifestyle and snaps. Miguel snapped and started texting Love late at night and just being a freak. Then he tried to take Jamie down by making s-it up. Jamie's lucky he didn't get tazered in his sleep by this guy!"
He's also lucky he gets to see this lovely lady nude any time he wants. Damn him.