Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged? No, not even a little bit.
But the characters these stars portray in the Twilight Saga - Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, respectively - will get married in the big screen version of Eclipse.
This fictional fact is enough for at least one supermarket tabloid to pathetically milk the movie's storyline for its own marketing and sales purposes.
Earlier this month, OK! Weekly fooled readers into thinking that Robsten was engaged by running a misleading headline on its cover. All respectable publications, including The Hollywood Gossip, quickly shot down this story.
But the magazine hasn't learned from its desperate mistake. Check out its latest issue:
Anyone reading closely will notice there's nothing technically incorrect about this cover story. There will, indeed, be a wedding... as part of the Twilight Saga!
Robert and Kristen will simply play their roles on screen for the ceremony, something that countless actors do in countless movies every year. Not exactly anything noteworthy to report here.
In fact, the couple has actually remained very much out of the news recently. Last week, in order to avoid the spotlight, they jetted away for a secluded vacation in Canada together.
We're happy to leave them alone and let them celebrate their love in private. Other celebrity gossip outlets, however, are actually trying to pass off movie storylines as factual accounts of the Robsten relationship. Don't let them fool you.
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23 Comments
September 16th, 2009 10:36 AM
lol this is just soo funny :D
with the bullet points too :D hehe
September 16th, 2009 11:53 AM
WOW WHAT THEY DO FOR SELL MAGAZINES ...
September 16th, 2009 12:14 PM
American tabloids never sieze to amaze me lolest XD
September 16th, 2009 12:16 PM
They dont get married until the 4th book Breaking Dawn. No wedding bells for Eclipse...sorry.
September 16th, 2009 12:39 PM
Gossip cop debunked the secluded getaway vacation to that island.
September 16th, 2009 1:03 PM
They dont get married until breaking dawn!!!!!
September 16th, 2009 2:06 PM
I knew that they get married in bresking dawn but give me a break, why don't they tell the truth... Yea I hope that Robert and Kristin do hook up and get married be cause they match and look hot together.... But why The heck did she cut her hair off????
September 16th, 2009 5:59 PM
Why in the world are all of these websites and tabloids talking about the Bella & Edward wedding, when they don't get married until the FOURTH book, Breaking Dawn?
They DON'T get married in Eclipse, people! I sincerely, SINCERELY hope the screenwriters and director have not screwed this up.
Repeat after me, screenwriters and director(s)....Bella and Edward DO NOT get married in Eclipse!!
September 16th, 2009 8:06 PM
I can't believe a British tab would treat Robert Pattinson like this. It's deplorable. I wish people would learn to separate fact from fiction. I'm not buying robsten until I hear him "say it out loud."
September 16th, 2009 8:34 PM
They're not supposed to get married until Breaking Dawn. WTH?! That is total bull if the wedding gets put in the Eclipse movie installment!