Fictional Wedding Bells on the Way for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged? No, not even a little bit.

But the characters these stars portray in the Twilight Saga - Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, respectively - will get married in the big screen version of Eclipse.

This fictional fact is enough for at least one supermarket tabloid to pathetically milk the movie's storyline for its own marketing and sales purposes.

Earlier this month, OK! Weekly fooled readers into thinking that Robsten was engaged by running a misleading headline on its cover. All respectable publications, including The Hollywood Gossip, quickly shot down this story.

But the magazine hasn't learned from its desperate mistake. Check out its latest issue:

Anyone reading closely will notice there's nothing technically incorrect about this cover story. There will, indeed, be a wedding... as part of the Twilight Saga!

Robert and Kristen will simply play their roles on screen for the ceremony, something that countless actors do in countless movies every year. Not exactly anything noteworthy to report here.

In fact, the couple has actually remained very much out of the news recently. Last week, in order to avoid the spotlight, they jetted away for a secluded vacation in Canada together.

We're happy to leave them alone and let them celebrate their love in private. Other celebrity gossip outlets, however, are actually trying to pass off movie storylines as factual accounts of the Robsten relationship. Don't let them fool you.