Take note, Kourtney Kardashian. This is how you talk about pregnancy!
While one E! reality star is boring the public to death with mundane details about her knocked up state (the latest: Kourtney might live in the suburbs!), another is letting fans in on the exciting details of impending motherhood.
Give us an example, Kendra Wilkinson:
"I've been hornier! We'll be off-roading, and we'll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we'll be driving, and he'll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I'm like, I'm done!"
Even when it comes to delivering her son in December, all Kendra can think about is intercourse. She told Us Weekly that husband Hank Baskett is unsure about what to do on the big day.
"At first he said, 'I'll be there next to you but won't watch.' But now he says, 'I want to see the crowning moment.' I'm like, 'Will you have sex with me after seeing this?'"
As for visiting the Playboy Mansion with her little one, Kendra makes it clear she'll be walking through those doors, Crystal Harris and company be damned!
"Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don't care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He's a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit."
Follow this article's jump watch a video of Kendra and Kourtney dishing on their pregnancies and taking pictures for a recent photo shoot.