Kourtney Kardashian got knocked up by long-time boyfriend Scott Disick. That's news.
Every word out of the reality star's mouth since then? That's milking this accidental pregnancy for every penny she can.
Over the past few weeks, Kourtney has told anyone with a microphone that...
- ... she forgot to take her birth control pills;
- ... her breasts hurt;
- ... she considered an abortion;
- ... a decorator will prepare her child's room;
- ... she eats breakfast in the morning.
Now, in truly breaking news, Kardashian says she might not move into Los Angeles, after all.
"I've been thinking, Do I really want to move [to a city]?" Kourtney told Marc Malkin of E! News. "It's so nice out here, even just going on walks. It just seems like a nice place to raise kids."
It's a nice place to exploit their impending birth, that's for sure.
Kourtney Kardashian is spreading the word about every nuance of her pregnancy like she spread her legs for Scott Disick, despite a lack of birth control. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
In another shocking revelation, Kardashian said she has mood swings, but at least sister Khloe is there to offer truly unique advice.
"Sometimes now I'll just snap," Kourtney said, revealing Khloe's words of wisdom: Pose naked and makes lots of money off this opportunity!
No, wait, it was this: Pick your battles.