Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole, apparently got into an epic fight outside of Guys and Dolls this morning.
Not with each other. It was both of them against the slimy Joe Francis.
Here's how it went down, according to Brody: he and Jayde were at the club celebrating his birthday when Jayde saw Joe hitting on an ex, "unrelentingly."
An ex-girlfriend of Francis', that is, but one Jayde Nicole and Brody know, and felt Joe was harassing. Jayde then stepped in and threw a drink on Francis.
Francis responded by pulling Jayde's hair, smacking her in the face and shoving her to the ground, where he proceeded to kick her. What an a$$hole!
Security broke it up and Francis was dragged off, but Brody was irate. He started yelling at Francis and trying to get at him until both men were ejected.
We can only cross our fingers that The Hills was being filmed at the time.
Joe Francis allegedly beat up Jayde Nicole at a club early this morning.
Outside the club, Brody tried to get back in to check on Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw and got a clear shot at Joe Francis, punching him in the face. Someone then tasered Brody and he collapsed to the ground.
Francis left the scene, where the cops came, but no one was arrested.
Jayde Nicole, who has a black and blue cheek, a swollen face, a bruised left rib and a sore lower abdomen, says she will press charges against Francis.
Brody Jenner took to (what else) Twitter to speak out this morning: "Joe Francis beat up my lady for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her. what does that say about him. you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl??"
"Joe Francis is a piece of sh!t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!"
No arguments here. Hey, he was there once before.

























August 28th, 2009 10:00 AM
OMG LMAO SHE DESERVED IT SHE IS BUTT ASS UGLY!! I WISH SOMEONE FILMED IT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER GET HER ASS KICKED. I THINK BRODY CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER. HOW IS SHE A PLAYMATE? SHE ISNT CUTE AT ALL. I WISH AUDRINA WOULD HAVE KICKED HER ASS AS WELL!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET YOU SKANK WHORE!!!!
August 28th, 2009 10:29 AM
how did she "deserve" to get pummelled by a guy?!! what the hell is wrong with you
August 28th, 2009 10:35 AM
CUZ SHE IS A JEALOUS SLUT.. SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN GET THIS MUCH ATTENTION!!!
August 28th, 2009 11:28 AM
She assaulted him, by throwing a drink in his face. He has a right to self defense.
Throw the first punch, expect an ass kicking. Welcome to the real world, ladies.
August 28th, 2009 12:30 PM
Assaulted HIM my ass. All she did was throw a fucking drink over the guy. That happens all the time! She didn't smash the glass on his head, did she?! The bastard over-reacted. Simple, as. Even if some people hate her, you have to admit ladies, wouldn't you do the same thing if some guy, probably drunk off his ass, was harassing one of your friends? My friend, not necessarily my best, has done that for me and I would do the same for her. You'd have to be cold to stand by and watch your friend go through harassment alone.
Oh and it's none of your business who Brody dates. Everyone has their own opinion but when it comes to his love life, only Brody's counts.
August 28th, 2009 1:07 PM
Sorry I agree with clete!!! If I were a guy and she did that to me I would give her more then a black eye!! Oh and Body is a dumbass for dating her!! What an embarrassment!!!
August 28th, 2009 4:34 PM
One thing is for certain, she will never throw a drink at another person again...and he will never hit another woman! This isn't the first time Joe Francis has roughed up a lady. For all you little boys out there who think she had it comming, what if that was your sister, or even mother who was on the ground getting her face kicked in. Would you feel the same way?
August 28th, 2009 8:04 PM
Yeah, CrazyB must be a friend of Joe Francis. Well, check this out, I am a chick. And I wouldn't have thrown a drink, I probably would have turned him around to me, one punch straight to his face and the next would have been to his solarplex. Yeah, little Joe "b*tch" Francis would have been laid out by a chick. And I would have drop kicked the first person who came to his aid, hopefully it is CrazyB, love to meet your sissy *ss at the park, show you what your big mouth needs to do, shut the f*ck up!!
August 28th, 2009 8:48 PM
Joe gone Buck Wild for real...I heard he was hittin it with Kim from houswives of Atlanta...too bad she wasn't there she could have cleaned up the mess with her wig..
August 29th, 2009 7:29 AM
why didn't brody help her???